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[WEBSITE] Tagruato: Employee of the Month
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kosmopol
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[WEBSITE] Tagruato: Employee of the Month
Analysis of the Tagruato staff.

Employees of the Month:
2016 JANUARY



Name: Vanessa Gwon
Employer: Tagruato Corporation
Function: Director of Public Relations
Working time (2016): 10 years

Quote:
Vanessa first started working at the Tagruato Corporation as an Executive Assistant to the VP of Public Relations in 2006. Through hard work and dedication she was able to advance to Director of Public Relations. This month Vanessa encouraged her team to give back to the community by planting a sustainable garden outside of the Tagruato building. She is very grateful for this honor.


* She sent the e-Mails of Tagruato in January 2016







Name: Dr. Danh Huang
Employer: Yoshida Medical Research
Function: Research Doctor
Working time (2016): 15 years

Quote:
Dr. Huang possesses extensive knowledge of single-celled bacteria and has a passion for creating crude extract out of liquid fermentation. He has been with Yoshida Medical Research for fifteen years. This is Dr. Huang’s third appearance as an Employee of the Month. This month he had an incredible breakthrough with a bacteria sample discovered off the coast of Karachi. When not conducting ground breaking research, Dr. Huang enjoys spending time with his wife, Giang and their daughter, Han.







Name: D.J. Ortiz -
Employer: SLUSHO!
Function: Operations Manager
Working time (2016): 6 years

Quote:
D.J. has been with SLUSHO! for six years. He is responsible for managing key production pipelines of SLUSHO! merchandise including our patented SLUSHO! straws and thermal wrappers. This month he discovered a means to increase productivity by 10%.







Name: Sarah Foster
Employer: Bold Futura
Function: Electrical Systems Engineer
Working time (2016): 2 years

Quote:
Sarah Foster is responsible for the design, analysis, production and testing of spacecraft electrical subsystems. She has been a leading member of Bold Futura for two years. This month she discovered a new way to optimize our UF-23 line of frequency detection systems. When Sarah is not working, she enjoys camping, and catching meteor showers with her collection of rare telescopes.







Name: Thomas Sylva
Employer: ParaFUN! Wax Distributors
Function: Techinician
Working time (2016): 7 years

Quote:
As a lead technician in our outdoor recreation sector, Tomas’ colorful wardrobe and outrageous laugh have been a prominent fixture at ParaFUN! for the past seven years. The recent and exponential growth of our paintball division can be directly attributed to several of Tomas’ innovations. We are excited to see what he thinks of next!





Employees of the Month:
2016 FEBRUARY




Name: Dr. Feng Guangbiao
Employer: Tagruato Corporation
Function: Corporate Counsel
Working time (2016): 7 years

Quote:
As a lead technician in our outdoor recreation sector, Tomas’ colorful wardrobe and outrageous laugh have been a prominent fixture at ParaFUN! for the past seven years. The recent and exponential growth of our paintball division can be directly attributed to several of Tomas’ innovations. We are excited to see what he thinks of next!


* He sent the e-Mails of Tagruato in February 2016
* [meta] the photo is based on this stock photo: http://www.bigstockphoto.com/de/image-48472229/stock-photo-asian-technician-working-in-a-laboratory







Name: Bruno Kielholz
Employer: Yoshida Medical Research
Function: Senior Lab Technician
Working time (2016): unknown

Quote:
As Senior Lab Technician for YMR’s Special Projects Group, Bruno leads a team of advanced researchers responsible for ground-breaking work with J-class biological materials. This month, Bruno’s quick thinking, knowledge of safety protocols and self-sacrafice prevented a small, technical complication from contaminating a set of rare samples. His guidance and reasurring demeanor will surely be missed by his colleageues. Get well soon, Bruno!







Name: Aminata Sio
Employer: SLUSHO!
Function: Franchise Manager, West Africa
Working time (2016): unknown

Quote:
Aminata Sio is on the front lines of SLUSHO!’s entrance into West Africa - identifying markets, expanding franchisees and testing specific flavor combinations aimed at local tastes. This month, Aminata’s hard work is beginning to pay off with, the first SLUSHO! products going on sale in Dakar. When she’s not spreading the joy of SLUSHO!, Aminata helps mentor young female entrepreneurs in Senegal. Well done Animata!







Name: Howard Stambler
Employer: Bold Futura
Function: Telemetry Analyst
Working time (2016): 7 years

Quote:
Howard will celebrate his seven-year anniversary with Bold Futura in the fall. This month, Howard’s drive, commitment and refusal to accept easy answers resulted in a significant breakthrough diagnosing transmission complications with two of our governmental clients’ orbiting satellites.


* He is our man.






Name: Annika Peltier
Employer: ParaFUN! Wax Distributors
Function: Director, Human Resources
Working time (2016): 1 year

Quote:
Annika joined the ParaFUN! family one year ago as Director of HR to oversee a company-wide reorganization. This month, her team completed the project two months ahead of schedule, saving the company time and resources better spent on improving our already peerless customer service, and earning her a promotion to Vice-President. Well done, Annika!





Employees of the Month:
2016 MARCH




Name: Hanan Uemoto
Employer: Tagruato Corporation
Function: Corporate Communications
Working time (2016): 7 years

Quote:
Hanan has been a valued member of Tagruato's IT department since 2009. This month, she completed a company-wide security risk diagnostic. Her work will ensure the company’s ability to safeguard all corporate communications and internal data. Great work, Hanan!


* She sent the e-Mails of Tagruato in March 2016






Name: Art Reynoso
Employer: Yoshida Medical Research
Function: Program Manager
Working time (2016): 25 years

Quote:
Art recently celebrated twenty-five years with YMR, and is famous for his wife Helena’s homemade cookies. This month, Art made a key contribution to the company’s BCP/DR plan, positioning YMR for a secure and prosperous future. To celebrate, Art and Helena are talking a much-earned vacation to Fiji. Have a great time, but come back soon and bring more cookies.







Name: Fatima Abourizk
Employer: SLUSHO!
Function: Inventory Control Associate
Working time (2016): 1 years

Quote:
Fatima joined Slusho’s Ontario Cold Storage and Distribution Hub last year and has quickly established herself as a dependable member of the team. As part of the company’s Healthy Living Initiative, last month Fatima began teaching lunchtime yoga, as well as a special strength and conditioning, classes for her fellow employees. Keep it up, Fatima!


* [meta] Photoshopped Evangelina Lilly

Source: reddit.







Name: Nikolai Roza
Employer: Bold Futura
Function: Liaison Officer
Working time (2016): 3

Quote:
After a decade in the US Navy, Nikolai joined Bold Futura three years ago to serve as Liaison Officer to the company’s key governmental and military clients. This month, Nikolai worked on a special project that we’ve been told has more than earned him Employee of the Month honors.








Name: Theodore Nessn
Employer: ParaFUN! Wax Distributors
Function: Blending Technician
Working time (2016): unknown
Quote:
As a Blending Technician in our Utah facility, Ted helps to create specific custom food-grade wax blends for premier-level clients.


PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:32 pm
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dmax
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Howard's pic

There's the start of a discussion about why his pic is so different here.

This would be a good place to talk about the other employees - since we'll likely see something happen in March!

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I dunno. Howard looks like he's calling out of work and ain't comin' back by the time March gets here.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:11 pm
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4 days until March 1.. hopefully new Employees of the month and more to explore in this universe. Shocked

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kosmopol
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Awesome thing would be: the Cloverfield Universe (as JJ Abrams wants it to show us in form of Twilight Zone anthology) would be center around various Employees of Tagruato (and subsidiaries).

I mean, in "Cloverfield" the plot handled around Rob, an future Employee of Tagruato / Slusho Marketing Department. Alas, he hasn't got to this job.

In "10 Cloverfield Lane" it's Howard Stambler, Employee of Bold Futura.

I'd love to see the story of Bruno Kielholz in the next Cloverfield movie.

Or perhaps about Aminata Sio (as cinematographic collaboration with Neill Blomkamp)
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Has anyone tried to reverse engineer any of these employees email addresses? Might be a stretch, but why did they put January employee info there?
Maybe there will be more backstory surrounding one of these characters/ the even that injured one. Here's hoping.

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That was basically addressed in the large original thread. Some did try to, but they don't exist. The January employee of the month page is there because our original emails happened in January, and we were supposed to have figured out the webpage then, which was new to the website which would have been a clue. Then when the emails came in February and had a different EotM, we would check the page again and boom there's Howard. It still worked, but slightly differently in that we didn't figure out to check for the EotM page until we got confirmation in February of a change of EotM.
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Tomorrow is March.
I wonder, if we'll get new Employees of the Month.
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So it's March, and nothing new. Maybe Tagruato has run out of worthwhile employees?? they were clearly scraping the bottom of the barrel with howard.

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Just because Howard is paranoid, doesn't mean he's not right - or good at his job.

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Think the EOTM was just to launch the game.. Not expecting a march update.. but..??

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AND we have new Employees of the Month!
http://tagruato.jp/employee_of_the_month_2016_march.php



Quote:
Hello,

Due to new security protocols, this account is no longer active. All correspondence is monitored and will be responded to appropriately.

Thank you for your interest.

Sincerely,
Hanan Uemoto
Corporate Communications
*Employee of the Month: 2016 March

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kosmopol wrote:
AND we have new Employees of the Month!
http://tagruato.jp/employee_of_the_month_2016_march.php


YESSSSSSSS! I had given up on that being updated!

Hmmm. I had to look up BCP and DRP. Business Continuity Plan and Disaster Recovery Plan. I have a feeling that Tagruato is going to need the latter after this movie is over.

I didn't see anything useful. I tried adding BCP, DRP, and the long versions onto Tagruato's URL and nothing happened. I wonder if any of these is a puzzle clue, or if they're all just more information to absorb. I sure would like a new puzzle right about now.

Edit: I'm on mobile since I'm laying in bed, but Tagruato's main page is just black right now. Think it means anything, and is it the same on PCs?

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What we have?

* a Russian in the Navi (Nikolai Roza (Роза - Rose in Russian)), worked with (or against?) Howard in Bold Futura.
He looks how Hollywood depict Tsar Nikolai I, lol

* Hanan Uemoto "completed a company-wide security risk diagnostic". Hackers were here!
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Didn't get any image matches using reverse image search on the photos. Not to surprised considering they are all probably heavily edited for that exact reason.

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