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Humor: 2002 Lockies Awards - 11/11/02
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 Humor: 2002 Lockies Awards - 11/11/02

http://www.unfiction.com/compendi/humor/lockies1.html
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Live from Moreland, WV, it's the Lockies!
by: Adam Pedley-Smith

That's right, hello everybody, and welcome everyone to this, the first ever Lockies Award Ceremony. I'm Payne Wenipee and my co-host for the evening is the lovely Ivana Bigapare, she's out there on the red carpet right now amidst the arriving celebrities. Ivana?

Thanks Payne! Gosh, the air is just lousy with excitement out here, the good folks of Moreland have really turned out en masse to greet the famous faces that will be here tonight. Why, people are virtually exploding with anticipation and who can blame them on this night of nights. Oh and look, here comes a familiar face down the red carpet, you know him, you love him, it's the Reverend Lee and doesn't he just look fabulous? more

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WARNING!!!!!

Two things are required prior to reading the above post. Oxygen and Depends (TM)!

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Yah, Palefigure totally outdid himself with that whole article. Some of those acceptance speeches had me laughing so hard I think I passed out for a while.

We need to get him registered and contributing more over here. Bassman, put him on retainer as a Contributing Unfiction Editor or something, willya?

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Ozy_y2k wrote:
We need to get him registered and contributing more over here. Bassman, put him on retainer as a Contributing Unfiction Editor or something, willya?

No problem! I'll just give him your salary, okay? Razz
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damn. I need to STOP making suggestions. Shocked

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what's this about me getting paid?
woohoo, deep-fried rooster genitals for everybody, my treat!

And thanks for your appreciation of the Lockies. Funny to think that the idea for it sprung from my pathetic inability to let go of the past and move on. I still have LJ withdrawal.

I still wake up in the middle of the night screaming the digits of Pi in ancient Hebrew....
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