Joined: 25 Aug 2010
Mulligan: And now any lubber can find it and spends it.
Mulligan: And we'll never tell them spies that we first had that gold in Central Park.
Mulligan: Oh, we get to talk in code. Like Morse code. Oh, I love Morse code. Dot. Dot. Dot.
Mulligan: Dash. Dot. Dash. Dot.
Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dash.
Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot. Dash. Dot. Dash.
Mulligan: Tom. Help. This toy has me and it will not let go.
Mulligan: Oh thank you Tom.
Mulligan: I have a good code. Instead of Central Park we call it Pentral Cark.
Mulligan: Yeah, sneaky code ain't it.
Mulligan: But you see what I did with the "C"...
Mulligan: Oh. Then how about this. Instead of calling it window sill, we call it window sell. Sill, I-L-L, sell, E-L-E.
Mulligan: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember eating any iced cream. But I do remember what I was gonna buy with my share of the treasure. Wait, I'll say it in code: belly jeans.
Mulligan: I'm going up to the highest point of the ship to clear me head and think of new codes.
Mulligan: But I loves it.
Mulligan: Ah. I have the code of all codes. But it's so good it can't be put into words. Where's my crayons. Ah. My sweet crayolees.
Mulligan: There it is the code of all codes.
Mulligan: Yeah, your foot.
Mulligan: No, it's Pentral Park. Start in Pentral Park.
Mulligan: I don't wanna sink. And that swim. We cannot fight that British two-decker Captain!
Mulligan: It's not Captain. That's what makes it so horrible. But this is just like the time the French blew a hole in the cabin.
Mulligan: Nonono. Nononono. Captain. Captain. It's okay. It's okay. Look. Crothers and me switched Tutty with a potato. Huh, potato.
Mulligan: But Captain, somebody should be up in that crow's nest and that somebody should be me.
Mulligan: I'm the first mate. Why'd you make me the first mate if I can't go up in that crow's nest.
Mulligan: Oh, I'm so scared Captain. I think I gotta pee.
Mulligan: Okay. Mulligan, you just gotta hold off 'till dark. And that's all you gotta do. Alright. Alright.
Mulligan: Oh. That lieutenant on the foredeck is giving the sign of victory. Oh, wait. He's just a kid. Not so bad. Agh. And there are four guys behind him. That's kinda bad. Augh. And smoldering cannons of destruction. Oh, this is bad! Bad!
Mulligan: Peace, courage, fortitude and justice mateys. I am your friend, I am.
Mulligan: Waugh. Augh. Waugh. Whoa. Waugh. Waugh. Wa-waugh.
Mulligan: Whew. Uh-whoa. Whoa. Hello everybody, where am I?
Mulligan: Psst. Doh. Crow's nest.
Mulligan: Oh, I can't believe it. I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
Mulligan: Let me ask you a question Mr. King. You're in the television business. Why did they cancel that show Firefly? That was a good show that was.
Mulligan: And four: There are four of us in our crew and I ain't never seen more than four docks in one port.
Mulligan: But you can't see all them docks at the same time. That's all I'm sayin' Captain.
Mulligan: Aye and that's right, we did stole it from Glove and Boots!
Mulligan: Heh heh heh.
Mulligan: Oh. Show 'em the picture of me in the crow's nest would ya?
Mulligan: Hey Captain, do you think they realize that we was slippin' in clues?
Mulligan: Thank you lucky sandwich.
Mulligan: Oh, I call! Oh yeah! I call for sure!
Mulligan: Oh. I got an Ace, and a Mackerel. And those are really good cards. And do I want to fold good cards like an Ace? And who knows the next time I'm gonna get a card like a Mackerel?
Mulligan: Oh, I call!
Mulligan: Uh. Oh boy! I called! I CALLED!
Mulligan: What is it?
Mulligan: Hnuf! All four of us could defeat it, but...
Mulligan: Oh boy oh boy, I thought that was the end...
Mulligan: That's not it. That can't be the whole skit. Unless that's the whole skit and then I guess it can.
Mulligan: [thinking] I can't look...well, I can, but I don' wanna, cause either there's a gorilla in the cabin...
Mulligan: [thinking] ...or else I'm havin' a nightmare, and do I want to see either of those? Huh! I don't think so!
Mulligan: [thinking] Then again, I might as well look, cause if I'm dreamin', I might as well see what's happenin'... Yeah, that's it, you're dreamin', Mulligan... Like there's really a gorilla in the cabin... Huff! Gorilla in the cabin! Huff huff! That's a good one!!!
Mulligan: Gorilla in the cabin.
Mulligan: GORILLA IN THE CABIN!!!
Mulligan: Captain! I think he thinks I'm a woman!
Mulligan: Ah. Oh. I hope they don't start talkin' about ghosts I do.
Mulligan: Oh I'm shakin', I'm shakin'. Where's me pistol?
Mulligan: Huh? No you can't shoot ghosts, but maybe the ghost don't know it and then he'll be the one shakin'.
Mulligan: Oh I can't stand it.
Mulligan: Oh no. It's cold up there. What if the ghost decides to come down here to get warm and sit and rest his ghostly skeleton legs and - oh, I'm standing right next to the chairs. Oh I can feel eyes what are lookin', lookin' right at me. Oh Tom, can you please check and make sure that the ghost isn't sitting right there!
Mulligan: Gimme that pistol you little yellow...mmmrph!
Mulligan: If anybody's going to shoot that ghost what can't be shot, it is going to be me.
Mulligan: Jam it you!
Mulligan: Get down here you!
Mulligan: Wait! I wanted to shoot the ghost.
Mulligan: But why shoot Crothers? He's not the ghost.
Mulligan: Noo! Summoning spirits of the dead is a bad idea!
Mulligan: No, I don't care, Tom. I don't want nothing to do with summoning up spirits of the damned, even if my own good buddies they be. Oh! My skin is itchin'. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable! Ooh! Oooh!
Mulligan: Oh, I'm so itchy with the fear.
Mulligan: Oh, I don't like this.
Mulligan: Tom, Tom. I is afraid that Crothers is a-gonna blame me for his dyin'
Mulligan No, I ain't bein silly. All I was sayin before he got shot in his head was, "I wanna shoot the ghost!" The Ghost-Shooter, that's me. And then he got shot. And then he was the ghost.
Mulligan: Oh, I can almost hear the spook callin' out now, "Mulligan! Mulligan!"
Mulligan: cries out
Mulligan: Two hundred and fifty ghost feets. The ghost o' Crothers has two hundred and forty-nine extra legs, guys! Oh! I can almost hear their dreadful tiptoeing!
Mulligan: No! That's enough! I'm done! If we keep botherin' this Santa guy, one of us is gonna get possessed! And I am happy just bein' me, thank you very much! And I like you just bein' Tom, tom. And you just stay only the Cap'n, Cap'n. And you... YOU!
Mulligan: It's lookin' at me Cap'n.
Mulligan: Sweet Mother of Mercy!
Mulligan: Oh no. I will not be murderacized by a bird and a phantom and my very good friend at the same time.
Mulligan: Just, uh, give me a head start before you come eat my brains and guts and soul.
Mulligan: I made it! I made it to the safe haven of the beautiful crows nest!
Mulligan: Ohh Ohh!
Mulligan: [screaming, remote] oooohhhh
Mulligan: I'm okay! Where am I?