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twosticks
Greenhorn

Joined: 24 Apr 2010
Posts: 8

 		Elsewhere Numismatic Society
protip: it's about coin collecting.
Any guesses on what's going to happen when the clock hits zero?

http://www.elsewherenumismatic.com

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:37 pm
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Everfalling
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Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 547
Location: East Baynia

 		"protip: it's about coin collecting."

i see what you did there Smile

concerning the countdown i don't know. i guess we'll just have to find out... i hope i'll be able to make it.

GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. WOO.
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Everfalling
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 		*ahem*

TargetDate = "7/5/2010 6:32 PM";
BackColor = "";
ForeColor = "gray";
CountActive = true;
CountStepper = -1;
LeadingZero = true;
DisplayFormat = "%%D%% Days, %%H%% Hours, %%M%% Minutes, %%S%% Seconds.";
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>_>
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MrEricSir
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Joined: 03 Jul 2009
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Apply!
http://www.elsewherenumismatic.com/apply

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the.od
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Joined: 05 Jul 2010
Posts: 17

 		If you read the fine print (as you always should) you'll notice it is impossible to complete a valid application.

"I understand that failure to answer questions 9 and 32 invalidate this application in its entirety."

There are no questions 9 and 32.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:34 am
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Tripleyou
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Joined: 06 Jul 2010
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 		I took this to mean that the rest of the ridiculous rights you were giving away were null and void. A nice tongue-in-cheek takedown of small print while reminding you that this is elsewhere.

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Triclyops
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Joined: 04 Jun 2009
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 		Read the small print and filled it out anyways for fun...
I liked that one Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:45 am
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MrEricSir
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Got a response today to my application. Did anyone else?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:20 pm
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the.od
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Joined: 05 Jul 2010
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 		Yes, I did as well.
First of all...
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
am I the only one whose name they changed when I applied?
They changed my name from Matt to Contessa.


Anyways... the reply read:

Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Attention ENS Applicant:
Our membership application handwriting analysis
engine has detected invalid data on your membership form.
Those who fail to submit accurate data may be subject to
penalties for each incorrectly submitted document.
No photocopies are allowed. Do not use prior year forms unless
you are applying for prior year membership.


is the same thing you received?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:19 am
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MrEricSir
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Yes, the.od, they changed mine and I got the same thing.

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Tripleyou
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Joined: 06 Jul 2010
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 		No reply here. I'm going to take the optimistic approach to mean I actually filled mine out correctly, Contessa.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:32 am
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theonlyshow
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Joined: 08 Jun 2010
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Location: Big Daddy's Mortuary, Koreatown

 		They only changed my title from Miss to Mr.

So I wrote a response:

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To the ENS:

Although I am elated by the ENS opening its doors to new members, I must object to the salutation Mr. I specifically stated on my application that I should be referred to as "Ms" and my wishes were brutally ignored by this insufferable machine. Please note that I blame the interwebs for this mistake, but would like to return to the original state of "Ms. *****" or simply "theonlyshow" as my natural birthright during further processing of my ENS application. Any and all questions may be directed back here where my address further demonstrates the importance of a name. If my name were to end up on a coin misspelled, I'd be surely forced into an early grave!

Sincerely,

theonlyshow



And their response was such:


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Mr *****,

Thank you for your response to the Elsewhere Numismatic Society Membership
Application Form Acknowledgment Form X-92G. Your concern(s) are of utmost
importance to the Elsewhere Numismatic Society and rest assured we have
reviewed the situation as you have indicated:

Situation #31452.5: "Fraudulent data on membership form"

The Elsewhere Numismatic Society has initiated the following procedure to
ameliorate your concern:

"Operator #23 reports that an error has been identified and that your
erroneous application has been expunged from the ENS membership database.
Please ignore all future mailings addressed to Mr *****."

The Elsewhere Numismatic Society again thanks you for bringing this to our
attention. We hope this has been helpful.


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Triclyops
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Joined: 04 Jun 2009
Posts: 106
the.od wrote:
Yes, I did as well.
First of all...
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
am I the only one whose name they changed when I applied?
They changed my name from Matt to Contessa.


Anyways... the reply read:

Spoiler (Rollover to View):
Attention ENS Applicant:
Our membership application handwriting analysis
engine has detected invalid data on your membership form.
Those who fail to submit accurate data may be subject to
penalties for each incorrectly submitted document.
No photocopies are allowed. Do not use prior year forms unless
you are applying for prior year membership.


is the same thing you received?



They changed my name too..and added a # to my address...I became Baroness even though I chose a different title from that long lovely list

but that is the same wording on the card that I got
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Tripleyou
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Joined: 06 Jul 2010
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 		Things are heating up! The Numismatists are supporting the Jejune Institute!

http://www.elsewherenumismatic.com/documents/breen-memo-mar31.pdf

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the.od
Boot


Joined: 05 Jul 2010
Posts: 17

 		interesting emails from Agent Shadow today.
Seems there may be a mole within the Philatelic Society cooperating with the numismatics. Also... it appears that a famous email joke dating back to the early 2000s may be connected to the Numismatic Society.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2003/08/05/i-got-your-dimensional-warp-generator-right-here.htm

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