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jarofsap704
Unfettered
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 426 Location: Toronto
STOP UWE BOLL! Online petition going strong. I know some of you guys can get in on this. I just found a massive online petition, telling Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, etc) to stop making movies entirely. He has agreed that if the site receives one million signatures he will retire permanently. Also, Stride gum (kick ass gum brand) will send everyone a free pack if the 1,000,000 mark is reached.
This man has also threatened to helm Metal Gear and FarCry movies.
He must be stopped immediately before he destroys more video games.
The site is called www.stopuweboll.com and it's almost reached 300,000 signatures already. PLEASE help the cause, and we can put an end to this fuck!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:04 pm
skatehimrock
Unfettered
Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 375
i thought onlione petetions were pointless.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:47 pm
jarofsap704
Unfettered
Joined: 10 Aug 2007 Posts: 426 Location: Toronto
Same. Apparently this one's got some weight behind it.
I mean, 3 hundred thousand people have signed. Like... fuuuuuck. haha.
Anyways, just thought it'd be great if we could send that fucker into a forced retirement. He doesn't make movies because he's interested in the material, he's long been known to launder money with the mafia, and all he's really doing is just trying to make a profit off the movies, he doesn't give a fuck if they're any good.
Ya so, go sign. Takes 2 seconds.
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:31 pm
sami_kaye
Unfettered
Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 382 Location: Moncton
the girl that wrote Bloodrayne, Guin Turner I think her name is, thought the movie was going to be shitty when she found out that Boll was directing, producing, whatever hell he was doing.
I will definitely sign.
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:53 am
Chris a Clef
Veteran
Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 136
sami_kaye wrote:
the girl that wrote Bloodrayne, Guin Turner I think her name is, thought the movie was going to be shitty when she found out that Boll was directing, producing, whatever hell he was doing.
I will definitely sign.
I signed it
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:00 pm
Ouroborus
Unfictologist
Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Posts: 1346
I used to be a huge anti-Uwe guy, but I read an interview with him over on Destructoid and now I want nothing but the best for him. Odd.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:30 am
INTERNET
Decorated
Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 247
The only way to stop a monster is by killing it.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:16 pm
Cunning Stunts
Decorated
Joined: 29 Mar 2008 Posts: 236 Location: South Carolina
Or by not killing it...
_________________Au contraire. My penis doubles in size when I simply think of cold water. Triples when I actually enter the water.
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:29 pm
pegassissy
Unfettered
Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 552
Cunning Stunts wrote:
Or by not killing it...
touche...
_________________And then the nurse comes round and everyone will lift their heads
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said, "Love is watching someone die"
So who's going to watch you die?...
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:08 pm
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