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XurbanUnfiction · Veteran Joined: 03 Mar 2011 Posts: 93

GUYS, guys. You've got it all wrong. THIS IS THE REAL WAY FOR SLENDY TO ACTUALLY AVOID YOU!

When you see him, passively walk toward him, while taking out a laptop or cellphone. Show him this. He will be extremely shocked and disgusted because the Matrix is his favorite movie (Also, Noah made this, so it works on the Observer, too, if you're having Observer problems Very Happy

.). He will then tilt his head at you, and slowly walk away backwards and get hit by a bus. Even if you are indoors. I MEAN IT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THIS TECHNIQUE USE IT OUTDOORS. Unless you want a bus ramming through your wall like Mr. Koolaid. Thank you.

**Posted:** Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:26 pm

MsSynclair · Entrenched Joined: 06 Feb 2011 Posts: 823

**Posted:** Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:39 pm

dfw · Decorated Joined: 12 Feb 2011 Posts: 263 Location: NC

guysguysguys you kill him with a ~~baseball bat~~ knife. Totally.

..right..

**Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:35 am

GameGodOfAll · Unfettered Joined: 25 Feb 2011 Posts: 656

Fire

He likes water as o the victims of his sickness.

Just like how he lost his face and became a tortured soul in the Marble Hornets world.

Remember the picture of the forest fire? Yup. I got it allll figured out.

**Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:18 am

Señor · Boot Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Posts: 30

I figure that since he was collectively willed into existence (or so the legend says), you can will a way to defeat him into existence

It's just that no one's done it yet

**Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:56 am

chickenburger · Boot Joined: 23 Mar 2011 Posts: 16

Honestly, I can't ever see Slendy dying. Almost all of the stories have pointed to him being invincible (T12, JAF, ummm, I know there's more that talk about attacks on Slendy failing). Not only that, but him dying would ruin some of the psychological horror he has going on.

**Posted:** Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:04 pm

Rorschachian

Get a Sharpie and draw a face on him.
Or, if you want something more violent, how about something similar to this.

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:52 am

awakeasaurusrex · Entrenched Joined: 12 Oct 2010 Posts: 910

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:01 am

Rorschachian

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:23 am

awakeasaurusrex · Entrenched Joined: 12 Oct 2010 Posts: 910

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:18 am

Susil · Veteran Joined: 01 Mar 2011 Posts: 117 Location: UK

In MH, there was that bullet casing which seems like a hint that someone took a shot at him.

Yeah, can't have worked out too well.

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:13 pm

bobthecrusher

lol, I can totally see Jay discovering that he's bound into the world be being on camera, and when jay goes to confront him he pulls out camera is all "Ha! I got you!" and tries to kill him, but the knife Jay tries to stab him with dissapears. The camera catches fire and explodes, slendy says "huh, that's a neat trick" and eats Jay's soul.

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:13 pm

Strontium · Veteran Joined: 30 Mar 2011 Posts: 90 Location: California

I bet if you dipped Slendy in Liquid Nitrogen then used Evan's Bat, you could do some serious damage.

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:11 pm

bobthecrusher

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:47 pm

Ouroborus · Unfictologist Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Posts: 1346

Defeat Slenderman?

Get some Slendy-Away!

**Posted:** Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:59 pm