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Chief Poirot
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TheAtroxious wrote:
chaos wrote:
you think you see slendy and..
you..
go back to LOOK?
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN ENTRY 2?
I've thought I'd seen him. Well, something that looks like him anyway, and I went back to look. Wound up very disappointed that it wasn't even an awesomely crafted mannequin made to look like SM. You gotta admit, he is intriguing.
And what's with the picture? All I see is some weird girl.
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
And, hypothetically speaking, I'm not sure what I would have done if Slendy was beside the road. I probably would have shit myself...then hit him with my car, then steal his suit.
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:19 pm
Two2teps
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Chief Poirot wrote:
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
And, hypothetically speaking, I'm not sure what I would have done if Slendy was beside the road. I probably would have shit myself...then hit him with my car, then steal his suit.
I can totally say that the suit would be way to big for you. Dude's got have like an adjustable 90 inch inseam.
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:23 pm
Theycallmehsexypants
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IT'S THANKS TO THIS ARG AND THIS THREAD I DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE.
THANKS A LOT.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:53 am
Chief Poirot
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Two2teps wrote:
Chief Poirot wrote:
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
And, hypothetically speaking, I'm not sure what I would have done if Slendy was beside the road. I probably would have shit myself...then hit him with my car, then steal his suit.
I can totally say that the suit would be way to big for you. Dude's got have like an adjustable 90 inch inseam.
It could stretch with me though. So I would never grow out of it. And, it never seems dirty either. And what a trophy that would me.
I don't think a naked Slenderman would be as scary, either.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:41 pm
chaos
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maybe, but what if he can control his..
other parts...
like his arms an legs?
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:08 pm
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Chief Poirot
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chaos wrote:
maybe, but what if he can control his..
other parts...
like his arms an legs?
That reminds me of my friends' nickname for Slenderman. Not sure if it'd be board-appropriate or not.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:24 pm
chaos
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oh gods, put it in spoilers with a warning or PM it to me, this i gotta hear
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:22 pm
lifegospel
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me too, this is too good to NOT hear
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:28 pm
Chief Poirot
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It's not like it's really bad. I'm just semi-new here, so I'm not sure on Unfiction's policy on swearing, profane, or sexual words.
Notice, I suppose, for possibly offensive terms.
Slenderpenis is my friend's favorite one, but Slinky-dink, Stretchyneck, and a few other's are in his arsenal. I quite like the first one myself.
Of course, I'd never call Slenderman that to his face. I'd be too busy shitting myself.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:14 pm
Two2teps
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Chief Poirot wrote:
It could stretch with me though. So I would never grow out of it. And, it never seems dirty either. And what a trophy that would me.
I don't think a naked Slenderman would be as scary, either.
His suits must be made of unstable molecules like Mister Fantastic's.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:36 pm
TheAtroxious
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Ohh, I love "Slinky-dink". "Slenderpenis" just doesn't roll off the tongue the same. Although I remember one thread in which someone said, "I bet he's slender in the pants, too," to which the reply was, "Yeah, he's coming for you next."
Have I gotten you guys addicted to TVTropes now?
Hehehe, I had a fun experience yesterday. See, I'd found this really cheap, really tall bookshelf at a yard sale, and needing a new bookshelf, I bought it. Well, I didn't have time to put it in place right, so I left it free-standing in what was more or less the center of the room. Cut to that night, I walk through the doorway, and silhouetted against the window is a very tall, very thin shadow.
I'll let you figure out for yourself my first impression.
Needless to say, I WTF'd, and started giggling like a schoolgirl. Best. Moment. EVAR.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:05 am
Six
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Chief Poirot wrote:
TheAtroxious wrote:
And what's with the picture? All I see is some weird girl.
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
I'm just fuckin' around. I took the picture and a friend went to photoshop me real tall and Slenderly when they noticed the black figure in the back and just HAD to point it out. Now whenever I look into the woods over there I scrutinize every damned tree.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:44 am
chaos
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Six wrote:
Chief Poirot wrote:
TheAtroxious wrote:
And what's with the picture? All I see is some weird girl.
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
I'm just fuckin' around. I took the picture and a friend went to photoshop me real tall and Slenderly when they noticed the black figure in the back and just HAD to point it out. Now whenever I look into the woods over there I scrutinize every damned tree.
looks like him to me though >_>
him, WITH WINGS
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:05 pm
Chief Poirot
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Six wrote:
Chief Poirot wrote:
TheAtroxious wrote:
And what's with the picture? All I see is some weird girl.
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
I'm just fuckin' around. I took the picture and a friend went to photoshop me real tall and Slenderly when they noticed the black figure in the back and just HAD to point it out. Now whenever I look into the woods over there I scrutinize every damned tree.
I just got back from dogsitting from 8 am to 7pm at a house. From dusk on, I couldn't help examining the treeline and glancing out windows for Slendy. What makes it worse: the house has a lot of sliding-glass doors and french windows. : (
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:02 pm
chaos
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Chief Poirot wrote:
Six wrote:
Chief Poirot wrote:
TheAtroxious wrote:
And what's with the picture? All I see is some weird girl.
I couldn't see Slendy in that either. Actually...I still can't see him in that.
I'm just fuckin' around. I took the picture and a friend went to photoshop me real tall and Slenderly when they noticed the black figure in the back and just HAD to point it out. Now whenever I look into the woods over there I scrutinize every damned tree.
I just got back from dogsitting from 8 am to 7pm at a house. From dusk on, I couldn't help examining the treeline and glancing out windows for Slendy. What makes it worse: the house has a lot of sliding-glass doors and french windows. : (
any off the hinges?
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:03 pm
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