Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Location: Port Sledge, District 1.
Rising from the Ashes~!
New Developments on F!PR
Oh noes, my conspiracy sense is tingling~!
|18 December 2006
Just Thought You'd Like To Know
I just thought all of you people who were following whatever happened at the PhoenixFire Corporation would like to see this:
|THIS PHOENIX IS RISING FROM THE ASHES
by Tamyra Lock
Victor M. Stucerese, the only known survivor of last month's tragic
fire at the PhoenixFire Corporation building in downtown Middletown which took
over five hundred lives, is carrying on the tradition of the company he served
for so many years. Mr. Stucerese, because of an intricate little detail
written into company policy, has received the large amount of wealth the company
had amassed over the years. Yesterday, Mr. Stucerese, former head of
Customer Service at the PhoenixFire Corporation, announced that he plans to form
a company of his own dedicated to the same values that the PhoenixFire
Corporation once was.
"I could have stepped into a leadership position at the PhoenixFire
Corporation," Mr. Stucerese said in a press conference early yesterday morning,
exactly one month after the fire. "However, due to the immense loss of
life in the fire, I think it's best for a new beginning. That is why I am
happy to announce the formation of Ashes to Ashes, a company that will strive to
provide knowledge of the metaphysical world to anyone seeking it. The
company will be based in Utah, to work closely with the GDUA [Gravediggers'
Association of Utah, who were mistakenly told they would receive the funds left
behind by the PFC]. It is my hope that, through mediations and
partnerships, we can achieve a unity between our two groups and work together
for a better world in 2007. Like the PhoenixFire Corporation, Ashes To
Ashes will use the generous amount of funds left behind by Mr. Jakob Plessing to
support various paranormal and metaphysical organizations around the
The audience broke into cheers at this point. When asked whether or
not an Internet psychic was planned for one of their programs, Mr.
Stucerese smiled and said, "We have something in the works." They are
referring, of course, to Miss Corinn, the free Internet psychic who perished in
the fire along with the rest of the employees. She was extremely popular
with followers of the company, and she is sorely missed.
Mr. Stucerese or his representatives could not be reached for
Oh, and I'm moving. I can't stand living here any more... after the interrogations, and the hate crimes, and the weird looks in the hallway... Mom found a quiet little house for us in some town called Matamoras. So I'm leaving. Thank God.