Official uF Dietitian
Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Location: My own alternate reality
Mr Alan Johnson has been notified
But not given the picture address yet.
|Subject: Spoocheeeee Disc News
Body: Mr Alan Johnson,
Yes, the Sammeeeees have located the fifth piece. It is expected to be in Sammeeeee hands by tomorrow night. You know there is no one working at the post office, Fed Ex or UPS on Sundays. So the earliest it will be sent out will be Monday morning.
So, what are your instructions to arrange for the release of Peeps? You promised you would allow him to go free, unharmed, and be an ordinary man in exchange for the disc. That is still the deal, right? Once Peeps is with you on Saturday, please allow him computer access at reasonable intervals so we know he is okay.
I haven't revealed who the keeper is, kept it very general. I also said it wouldn't be in hand until Saturday night so he can't demand it be shipped Fed Ex overnight weekend delivery or some such nonsense.
Tomorrow night he can have the photos page.
|Mr Alan Johnson wrote:
This is great news! How ever did you find it? Did you have your white rose friends torture Mister Trumbo, Heather? Some of them are experts in this arena! Now that you have this piece, could you please ask Patricia Moore to contact me immediately?
I can be trusted to live up to my end of this deal. This is how it must happen. By midnight tomorrow evening, Peeps must turn himself over to me. He is well aware of my location. Please tell him to ring the bell at the gate. Security will escort him to the main house. He will spend the night with Ben and the ravishing Aunt Jayne and I.
On Sunday morning I shall have a car take the ravishing Aunt Jayne, Ben and the Happy the dog home.
Sunday at 5, I will release the five Sammeeeees. You know how I adore the numeral five, Heather. I will have the five shuttled to a safe location and they may then return to their Sammeeeee lives. Happy ever after! To avoid any sort of ambush by the white roses on my associates, the location of the five "drop-off" will not be disclosed until 1 hour prior to five. That would, of course, be four o'clock. I can tell you it shall take place on the west side of Los Angeles. (Of course you know it shall really only be the four Sammeeeees, since Trinket has already been released.)
You can send the so-called Spoocheeeee disc to me on Monday. I will expect to see it Wednesday or Thursday. No tricks, Heather! You know how I hate to be betrayed. Let's not forget there will be serious consequences for any trickery!
Cheers to piece five!
Mr. Alan Johnson
|I'm confused, Mr Alan Johnson. Your initial deal was Peeps for the 5. That meant when Peeps presented himself to your doorstep, the 5 (now the 4) and your other houseguests would be freed *at that time*, not the next day. Peeps would be collateral for the disc.
What you are saying now is not the original agreement. What game are you playing now?
And you neglected to mention to where the disc would be shipped.
|Mr AJ wrote:
|Greetings to you, Heather!
The initial "deal" was exactly this. When I have Peeps for my collateral, you get the five. I did not say, dear Heather, it would happen that very moment. This may have been your assumption but not mine. Nothing has changed, dear Heather. Peeps shows up here late tomorrow night, the following day the Sammeeeees are released.
I have granted you Sammeeeees a little lag time on mailing this disc, so I have now granted myself a little lag time on their release. No game, Heather! It really is for no other reason than I am a busy man! Let us not forget I must also attend to Otis Worldwide!
When you possess the piece, have the Sammeeeee with the disc contact me directly at my email account. I shall give them the details of shipping this disc.
Cheers to the so-called Spoocheeeee disc!!!!!
Mr. Alan Johnson