Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 409 Location: 60E
Last of the Tuckermail! I got a package in the mail today and was totally confused as to what it would be until I saw the sender listed as Tucker Darby
Looks like he updated http://www.whoisbenjaminstove.com/ last Friday saying all the Random Crap™ has been sent out! I couldn't be more happy with what I got, it was a
Ninja Dexterity Trainer. I transcribed the certificate and got some pics below.
pair of Chinese massage balls
It was hard trying to explain to the building manager when I picked it up why it said it contained massage balls. Needless to say I got a rather funny look.
Certificate of Authenticity
This certificate hereby certifies, in the most certificial way possible, that the Ninja Dexterity Trainer* hereby presented to SixSidedSquare this Fourth day of July, Two thousand and six, is a Genuine Piece of Random Crap from the personal Family Heirloom collection of Tucker Darby.
When I was not allowed to play "ninja" with Toby and Brett down the street because I did not have any throwing stars, numchucks, katanas, or other authentic ninja gear, my Mom got me these, which apparently were just as important to the elite warrior class of feudal Japan as those other things that can poke people's eyes out, plus they make that neat little jingly sound! Toby and Brett still didn't let me play with them, but that jingly sound was indeed neat. This fine, one-of-a-kind piece will make a fine addition to any fine parlor, study, or junk shed, and should retain its investment value for years to come!
Signed Tucker Darby
*Warning: Excessive use may cause carpal tunnel syndrome and/or weird glances from your co-workers.
Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:49 am
Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 576
Turkish Nationalist Hackers, eh? Really? (Hey, GMD, is this teh 4 real?)
Anyways, looks tres sweet, sixsidedsquare!
There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:45 pm
Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Posts: 547 Location: Canada
I have those, they're very relaxing
I bought them in Chinatown in New York
Nothing. I'm taking a little break from ARGs at the moment. Expect to see me when I have any time to myself.
Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:26 pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 432
I never got my Randomme Crappe
Woe is me.
Played: G.O. IV, Must Love Robots, Who Is Benjamin Stove?
Pining For: Eldritch Errors
Lurked: Dozens and dozens
Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:54 pm
Joined: 26 Sep 2005 Posts: 608 Location: Providence, RI, USA
Meh, neither did I (although that could be a factor of me not being at my mailing address most of the summer and the USPS's questionable practices re: forwarding packages).
Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:53 am
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