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[UPDATE] the inept (1/11/2006)
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grumpyboy
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 		[UPDATE] the inept (1/11/2006)
hahahaha, this is good one! Laughing
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the all new igor bronco action figure (satire)
January 11th, 2006

SAI Pets brings you the all new Igor Bronco Action Figure, available in stores for Christmas - Next year!!

Features include:

20 pre-recorded saying including,

• "If the cable snaps then we're all screwed"
• “Larger, poorer, slower”
• “A zillion tons of rock never hurt anyone”
• “Sure, all my friends and family are on the board”
• “If it’s going to be named after anybody I want that person to be me!”
• “No I was cleared of all those allegations years ago”
And everyone's favorite
• “Asteroid! What Asteroid?”

Built in one way communicator - Hear Bronco rule by decree!

Iron gripping hands - Once he’s gets hold of you he’ll never let go.

Accessories include:

• Personalized ego carrying case.
• DIY elevator kit comprising of a ball of string, a big rock and a tin can.
• Psychiatric hospital admission papers (Signed by a real doctor).
• Bottle of evil pills - One pill will send you into a Coma for weeks!

Additional accessories, like everything Orbicon produces, are sold separately for more than you could ever afford.

Coming soon - Orbicon Henchman Doll.
Will steal toys from children.
WARNING. Likely to fall apart under pressure.



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Dionysus
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 		THat last part really concerns me.

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Coming soon - Orbicon Henchman Doll.
Will steal toys from children.
WARNING. Likely to fall apart under pressure.


How the HELL did they know about that? They definatly have a spy on the station.. or amoung us *cough* Causepoet *cough*

I'm emailing Seth right now.

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Shelina
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Dionysus wrote:
How the HELL did they know about that?


About what? Im confussed Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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camdman
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How the HELL did they know about that?


I think he was talking about the attempted theft of raider...

It could be just a coincidence that they said that in their story, but I'm inclined to agree with Dionysus about the possibility of a spy on the station.

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1keupon1peukon
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camdman wrote:
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How the HELL did they know about that?


I think he was talking about the attempted theft of raider...



Or the rummaging through Stevie's science kit

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camdman
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Or the rummaging through Stevie's science kit


Oh, yeah, didn't even think of that one Embarassed

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Ofiuco
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 		Not to mention coma pills. Suspicious!

So Bronco was in a psychiatric hospital? Intriguing!

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Shelina
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Ofiuco wrote:
So Bronco was in a psychiatric hospital? Intriguing!


He was treated of claustrophoby as it was told in one of the files Steven emailed us

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