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[HUMOR] Fast Mall Joker
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chippy
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krystyn wrote:
Buh.

Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:08 pm
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Varin
I Have No Life


Joined: 02 Dec 2002
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Location: South of where I used to be

 		Ehsan has his own card too

Spoiler (Rollover to View):
http://www.fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=ehsan

I um guess this doesn't really need a spoiler though, huh?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:44 pm
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drizjr
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 		UPDATE :)
There's a postcard update on
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mrmustache
that leads to
Spoiler (Rollover to View):
http://fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=georgeofthejungle


Laughing Laughing Laughing

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:35 pm
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Chewy
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Joined: 27 Sep 2005
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 		Re: UPDATE :)
I thought this was hilarious, I just thought I'd reproduce it here.
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"I know who you want. I know all about The Joker, and I can help you get him."

Juicy's heart skipped 4.2 beats. Could it really be? Was he finally going to hook up with Mr. Joker man? Only one way to find out.

"Prove it," commanded Mr. Mustache.

A slow almost indistinct tone shot across the line. A simple piece of horrendous music. The tone started to grow louder.

"TEH VIOLIN," shouted Mr. Mustache. "You have Teh Violin!"

"Yes," grinned George of the Jungle. "I have the world's smallest violin, and with it's unchallengeable powers you can make anyone fall in love with you. All you have to do is play 5 notes from Teh Violin and the Joker's heart will be yours."

"How much?"

George shrugged. "Well..."

"Just tell me how much! What do you want this time? More bananas? Monkey massage chairs? Hot Kate pictures? Name it!" But Juicy knew it won't be so easy this time.

George said nothing. You could feel his disgusting smile starting to form. He took a deep breath, and slowly spoke as he blew the hot air into the phone.

"I want... your mustache!"

And with that, he hung up.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:29 pm
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RPGgame
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 		are we going to spoil out everything? Cause im upset at that ehsan spoiler. This is turning out to be a good time.

by the way i found what could be considered something new

type in

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help


and you get

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http://fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=help


PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:35 am
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yanka
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 		Where is the chat log with that other Ehsan?
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Omnie
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 		Here:
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http://fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=thisisnotehsan


Oh the horror. Shocked

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:07 pm
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MageSteff
Pretty talky there aintcha, Talky?


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Omnie wrote:
Here:
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http://fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=thisisnotehsan


Oh the horror. Shocked

/me spews
*cough* *cough* *coughcough cough*
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:20 pm
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rose
...and then Magic happens


Joined: 26 Nov 2003
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 		CREDITS
So this is where the credits are hidden:

http://www.fastmalljoker.com/profile.php?username=4orty2wo

which brings us to:
http://www.fastmalljoker.com/4orty2wo1.php
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:48 am
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Ehsan
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 		A complete list of found jokers is now posted on the High Jokers page.


Thanks for playing Smile

PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:38 am
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rose- nli
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 		Ehsan!
Ehsan - thanks for this game.

Also I now see another familiar face ( could that be meansteve? aka vpisteve ? ) added to the list of jesters on the 4orty2wo fast mall joker page -

http://www.fastmalljoker.com/4orty2wo1.php


Personally, I think 4orty2wo should use this as their official Christmas card. Though maybe they would like to change the jesters caps to santa hats.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:31 am
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