Well I have had trouble following it (I thought at one point that the entire thing would be the outdoors missions so I quit till I got my ID badge) so what was the deal with the guy who had the blue package? troll?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:27 am
5 Gum announced today that they would be merging with all banks in the US. Wrigley's CEO had this to say: "Who the heck authorize-", when he was shot by a strange blue metallic bug swarm.
Dr. Traelek, who thankfully had his CEO badge ready, announced that he would be taking over duties of the Wrigley Co.
He also announced the "5 Gum Pass", a program that allows one to purchase 5 Gum at retail price. The Pass costs $79.85, comes with 1 stick of gum and must be shown at all retail locations where 5 Gum may be purchased.
At press time, we received a letter from the Wrigley CEO's office, stating that in light of what had happened to the previous CEO, Dr. Traelek would be visiting the White House and the UN in his place.
Strange, glowy and slightly metallic swarms of bugs have been reported near these locations.