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Episode Two Transcript
Okay, here is the transcript for Episode Two:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Two The Chase Mr. Nigel: It's a fine day to be at sea Mr. Gibson. Mr. Gibson: Quite right Mr. Nigel. But it's such a bother to spend the evening chasing these pirates. What what. Mr. Nigel: Shall we deal them a blow with the old aft cannon? Mr. Gibson: Jolly good idea that. Mr. Nigel: Would you care to light it Mr. Gibson? Mr. Gibson: Good of you old boy, but let's light it together shall we? Mr. Nigel: Fine idea that. What what. Mr. Gibson: Oh, thank you Mr. Nigel. Mr. Nigel: Oh, no thank you Mr. Gibson. Cannonball strikes the Maddie Hayes. Captain: Mulligan, hoisting that flag we stole off a merchant vessel won't fool 'em. Know that we're pirates they do. Mulligan: I don't wanna sink. And that swim. We cannot fight that British two-decker Captain! Captain: Mulligan, 'tis almost dusk. Let fly the sail, we'll lose them in the gloom of night. Crothers, fire a cannonball o'er her bridge, south by southwest. And Tom, for the sake of clue type order here's where you be insertin' your words from the last video. Black Tom: Hai. Crothers: Did [Black Tom: Hai.] he say west or southwest? All I hear be screamin'. Mulligan screaming above deck. Captain: Stand fast Mulligan. This ain't your first dance with old lady cannonball. Mulligan: It's not Captain. That's what makes it so horrible. But this is just like the time the French blew a hole in the cabin. Captain: Mever mind the French now Tutty. You just have your nap. Cannonball strikes Tutty resting in crib. Captain: Tutty. Augh! Augh! Mulligan: Nonono. Nononono. Captain. Captain. It's okay. It's okay. Look. Crothers and me switched Tutty with a potato. Huh, potato. Crothers: Tom. Tom. Tom! Black Tom: Oh. Oh, komoji! [phonetic - komoji means lower case in Japanese] Crothers sets cannon to shoot into the Maddie Hayes by accident. Cannon fires and causes cannon to fall out of ship into water. Mulligan: But Captain, somebody should be up in that crow's nest and that somebody should be me. Captain: Mulligan, I'd sooner cut off my tattoo what says Tutty, before I'd see you up in that crow's nest. Crothers, fire south. Aim below their bridge. Mulligan: I'm the first mate. Why'd you make me the first mate if I can't go up in that crow's nest. Captain: You think I'd be giving that job to Crothers? Crothers: Me arm's stuck. Tom. Help. What be that sword for Tom? Black Tom raises sword and poses. Anime style interlude begins wherein Black Tom cuts off Crothers' sleeves, freeing his arms in the process. Narrator: Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Black Tom: [Japanese sounding nonsense] Mulligan: Oh, I'm so scared Captain. I think I gotta pee. Captain: That better be code talk, ya nancy. Sodder me jiggers. They're getting close enough for boardin'. I'll get us a brace of pistols, Mulligan. We'll shoot 'em as they come. Oh, I am so excited. Shooting boarders in the face be one of me favorite things. Argh me favorite things. Argh... Mulligan: Okay. Mulligan, you just gotta hold off 'till dark. And that's all you gotta do. Alright. Alright. Mulligan looks through spyglass at British ship. Mulligan: Oh. That lieutenant on the foredeck is giving the sign of victory. Oh, wait. He's just a kid. Not so bad. Agh. And there are four guys behind him. That's kinda bad. Augh. And smoldering cannons of destruction. Oh, this is bad! Bad! Mulligan throws spyglass overboard. Mulligan: Peace, courage, fortitude and justice mateys. I am your friend, I am. The British start shooting at Mulligan. Twelve shots in total. Mulligan: Waugh. Augh. Waugh. Whoa. Waugh. Waugh. Wa-waugh. Captain goes below deck where there are smoke and sparks all around. Captain: Skills in thy smell. Huh, is huh [garbled] Crothers: Waugh ho ho ho. Knocked the sleeves off the miracle friend [garbled] Black Tom: [muttering] Bird: Augh! Augh! Captain: Mr. God, I am not the prayin' sort, but I will try it now. What we need God type feller be a miracle. Closeup on Black Tom who is holding a fire extinguisher. He blasts out of the lower deck and flies through the air covered by a yellow aura/glow, while an anime style interlude begins showing him flying into outer space. Narrator: Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ha! Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Yeah! Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ha! Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Ichi means one. In Japanese. And ni means two. In Japanese. And San means three. In Japanese. And Shi means four in Japanese. Black Tom: Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Doooooo! [i]Black Tom points at sun and makes it explode. Mulligan is shown still on the top deck watching the explosion fade and looking confused. Captain: Quiet down, they're still close by. Be everyone safely below? Crothers: Aye. Black Tom: Hai. Mulligan: Whew. Uh-whoa. Whoa. Hello everybody, where am I? Captain: Don't worry mates. [strange voice used to signify clues: Our last heading were for the silver coast of Africa.] Crothers: I smells the smells of a fuse burning I do. Cannon with fuse lit is shown while all the puppets exclaim or scream in astonishment. The url for welostourgold.com is displayed. Mulligan: Psst. Doh. Crow's nest. Sound of someone being smacked, presumably Mulligan. Mulligan: Ow. Captain: Ha Har! [END OF VIDEO]  Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:17 pm |
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Episode One Transcript
Without further ado, here is the transcript for the first episode:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Ya bury gold ta keep it secret. And if someone's listenin'... it ain't a secret anymore. - The Captain Episode One The Beginning Captain: This secret type meeting be come to order, and we ain't to be wasting time drinking or gambling or shooting each other for fun. We're all to blame for what happened. Mulligan. Mulligan: Meep. Captain: Black Tom. Black Tom: Hai. Captain: And Crothers. Crothers: And you Captain. Captain: Aye, and me. We hid our treasure well lads. Too bloody well. We did such a fine blasted job of hiding that chest, not one of us four remembers where we put it. Mates, we lost our gold. Them beautiful ten thousand golden dollar coins were all we had. Mulligan: And now any lubber can find it and spends it. Black Tom: [Japanese sounding nonsense] Captain: Aye, Tom. That be the plan. To retrace our steps, but we'll do it secret like. Word's been leaked that we lost our gold. I suspect there be spies listenin' to every word we speaks. Crothers: And we'll never let spies steal what we stole first. Captain: And never stop till we remembers where that chest be buried. Mulligan: And we'll never tell them spies that we first had that gold in Central Park. Bird: Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Mulligan: Hur hur. Captain, he shouldn't say that in front of the spies. Captain: Mind your tongue Mulligan, we can't talk too plainly. We have to out think them spies. To be safe I think that we should talk in code. Riddles only we four'll understand. Mulligan: Oh, we get to talk in code. Like Morse code. Oh, I love Morse code. Dot. Dot. Dot. Bird: Dash. Crothers: In code. [Mulligan: Dot. Dash.] Retracing our steps. But in code? [Bird: Dot. Dash. Dot.] Got it. How's this [Mulligan: Dash.] for code lads? [Bird: Dot. Dash.] [Mulligan: Dash.] Balto. [Bird: Dot. Dash. Dash.] [Mulligan: Dot. Dash.] Balto's the code see. Captain: Crothers, wait. Crothers: By me code of Balto I mean the statue of Balto. The dog statue. That's me code. Captain: If ye says it's a code Crothers, it ruins the sneakiness. Bird: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot. Captain: I'll say where we was after the Balto statue, but I won't say its [Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot.] a code. And I'll just make it confusing [Bird: Dot. Dash.] so spies can't understand me. Mulligan: Dash. Dot. Dash. Dot. Captain: After a cave we went between Cape Shakespeare and Columbus Rock. See? No mention of code. Ha har. Crothers: That is confusing. I have no idea what you're talking about. But don't worry lads, [Bird: Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot.] I'm the luckiest man alive. We'll find that gold in no time. Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dash. Bird: Dot. Dash. Captain: As long as I can remembers, thinking way back in me thinky thoughts, Crothers has always been the luckiest man alive, and as long as I can remember all that luck were bad. Crothers gets hit in eye with knife. Crothers: Whoa. Whoa. Ahhhh. Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot. Dash. Dot. Dash. Captain: Stop spewing that blasted Morris code. Me fine flashback has been ruined on account you cannot shut your bilge hole. Black Tom: Roku san ni san. Roku ni go ichi. Roku ni ni kyu. [translates as: 6323 6251 6229] Captain: Aye Tom. You've grabbed the sneakiness by the belly. That clue don't mean nothing now. Ah har. It belongs in the next episode. That'll fool listening spies. Mulligan: Tom. Help. This toy has me and it will not let go. Black Tom removes chinese finger cuffs. Black Tom: Zut. Mulligan: Oh thank you Tom. Captain: I hate to think what it would be like if I did not have Tom on me crew. Black Tom. Perhaps the finest pirate I've ever sailed with, and I've sailed with Johnny Longbottoms. T... Mulligan: I have a good code. Instead of Central Park we call it Pentral Cark. Captain: Mulligan you're just switching letters about. You're still saying Central Park. Mulligan: Yeah, sneaky code ain't it. Captain: There ain't nothing sneaky about switching the "C" with the "P". Mulligan: But you see what I did with the "C"... Captain: Mulligan, that conspicurous code be as useful as a one legged man in a leg having contest. Crothers: Ha ha ha. Captain: Har har. Mulligan: Oh. Then how about this. Instead of calling it window sill, we call it window sell. Sill, I-L-L, sell, E-L-E. Crothers: Oh. That's clever that is. Captain: If by clever you mean turds. Black Tom: Ha ha ha. Captain: Listen we needs to focus. Remember we is retracing our steps so's we can find our treasure. There is the next important word we have to say. But we don't want eavesdropping spies to hear us say "Dairy" out loud. So to make it all sneaky, Mulligan, you say: I ated the ice cream. Mulligan: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember eating any iced cream. But I do remember what I was gonna buy with my share of the treasure. Wait, I'll say it in code: belly jeans. Captain: I know you're saying jelly beans. I am not even gonna waste a flashback on ya. Instead I will remember me sweet stuffed animal type friend - Tutty. Captain: I remember sitting with Tutty on our favorite rock. Him and me. Me and him. Tutty were always the mediscine for me troubled s... Mulligan runs by Captain carrying a spyglass with a red cloth wrapped around one end. Captain: Where are you going you great poop! Mulligan: I'm going up to the highest point of the ship to clear me head and think of new codes. Captain: Sit down. You know you ain't allowed in the crows nest. Mulligan: But I loves it. Captain shoots the spyglass out of Mulligan's hands. Bird: Forty-eight armies! Crothers: That "forty-eight armies" is the code I thunk up, and I ain't letting you steal it. Mulligan: Ah. I have the code of all codes. But it's so good it can't be put into words. Where's my crayons. Ah. My sweet crayolees. Captain: Heave to you infernal buggers. This meeting is supposed to be mysterious and secret like. Black Tom shouts, raises his arm and disappears in a flash of fire and smoke. Crothers: Hooray! Mysterious and secret like at the same time. Mulligan: Done. They all look down at the drawing made by Mulligan. Mulligan: There it is the code of all codes. Captain: Be that a foot? Mulligan: Yeah, your foot. Captain smashes bottle on Mulligan's head. Crothers: Ha ha ha. Captain: Tracing me foot. Why don't we all prance up to the top deck, lock arms, and riverdance off the rotten plank. Bird: Central Park. Start in Central Park. Mulligan: No, it's Pentral Park. Start in Pentral Park. Bird: Park.. Cent...would you...Bawk..Arghh! Captain grabs Bird and runs screaming to the cannon stuffing Bird inside. Captain: Start [garbled] Bird: Arghh! Captain continues garbled muttering as he heads back to table - is there a message hidden in this audio? Captain: Red hell and bloody death! Why don't we just hoist the flag what tells every spy between wind and water where to find us and how to listen to our secrets? Website url welostourgold.com is displayed. Bird: Bawk! [END OF VIDEO] Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:14 pm |
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We Lost Our Gold Transcripts and Maps
Please post only transcripts, maps and other similar files here!
In order to make the transcripts and maps that people have been producing in this thread more accessible as the game goes on, I have decided to create this new thread to serve as a repository for such files.
Please keep clue discussion in the other thread. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:12 pm |
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