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Mulligan
Mulligan: Meep.
Mulligan: And now any lubber can find it and spends it. Mulligan: And we'll never tell them spies that we first had that gold in Central Park. Mulligan: Oh, we get to talk in code. Like Morse code. Oh, I love Morse code. Dot. Dot. Dot. Mulligan: Dash. Dot. Dash. Dot. Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dash. Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot. Dash. Dot. Dash. Mulligan: Tom. Help. This toy has me and it will not let go. Mulligan: Oh thank you Tom. Mulligan: I have a good code. Instead of Central Park we call it Pentral Cark. Mulligan: Yeah, sneaky code ain't it. Mulligan: But you see what I did with the "C"... Mulligan: Oh. Then how about this. Instead of calling it window sill, we call it window sell. Sill, I-L-L, sell, E-L-E. Mulligan: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember eating any iced cream. But I do remember what I was gonna buy with my share of the treasure. Wait, I'll say it in code: belly jeans. Mulligan: I'm going up to the highest point of the ship to clear me head and think of new codes. Mulligan: But I loves it. Mulligan: Ah. I have the code of all codes. But it's so good it can't be put into words. Where's my crayons. Ah. My sweet crayolees. Mulligan: Done. Mulligan: There it is the code of all codes. Mulligan: Yeah, your foot. Mulligan: No, it's Pentral Park. Start in Pentral Park. Mulligan: I don't wanna sink. And that swim. We cannot fight that British two-decker Captain! Mulligan: It's not Captain. That's what makes it so horrible. But this is just like the time the French blew a hole in the cabin. Mulligan: Nonono. Nononono. Captain. Captain. It's okay. It's okay. Look. Crothers and me switched Tutty with a potato. Huh, potato. Mulligan: But Captain, somebody should be up in that crow's nest and that somebody should be me. Mulligan: I'm the first mate. Why'd you make me the first mate if I can't go up in that crow's nest. Mulligan: Oh, I'm so scared Captain. I think I gotta pee. Mulligan: Okay. Mulligan, you just gotta hold off 'till dark. And that's all you gotta do. Alright. Alright. Mulligan: Oh. That lieutenant on the foredeck is giving the sign of victory. Oh, wait. He's just a kid. Not so bad. Agh. And there are four guys behind him. That's kinda bad. Augh. And smoldering cannons of destruction. Oh, this is bad! Bad! Mulligan: Peace, courage, fortitude and justice mateys. I am your friend, I am. Mulligan: Waugh. Augh. Waugh. Whoa. Waugh. Waugh. Wa-waugh. Mulligan: Whew. Uh-whoa. Whoa. Hello everybody, where am I? Mulligan: Psst. Doh. Crow's nest. Mulligan: Oh, I can't believe it. I'm on TV! I'm on TV! Mulligan: Let me ask you a question Mr. King. You're in the television business. Why did they cancel that show Firefly? That was a good show that was. Mulligan: And four: There are four of us in our crew and I ain't never seen more than four docks in one port. Mulligan: But you can't see all them docks at the same time. That's all I'm sayin' Captain. Mulligan: Aye and that's right, we did stole it from Glove and Boots! Mulligan: Heh heh heh. Mulligan: Oh. Show 'em the picture of me in the crow's nest would ya? Mulligan: Hey Captain, do you think they realize that we was slippin' in clues? Mulligan: Thank you lucky sandwich. Mulligan: Oh, I call! Oh yeah! I call for sure! Mulligan: Oh. I got an Ace, and a Mackerel. And those are really good cards. And do I want to fold good cards like an Ace? And who knows the next time I'm gonna get a card like a Mackerel? Mulligan: Oh, I call! Mulligan: Uh. Oh boy! I called! I CALLED! Mulligan: FISH! Mulligan: Woohoo! Mulligan: What is it? Mulligan: Hnuf! All four of us could defeat it, but... Mulligan: UALUEALUEALUEALE!!! Mulligan: Oh boy oh boy, I thought that was the end... Mulligan: That's not it. That can't be the whole skit. Unless that's the whole skit and then I guess it can. Mulligan: [thinking] I can't look...well, I can, but I don' wanna, cause either there's a gorilla in the cabin... Mulligan: [thinking] ...or else I'm havin' a nightmare, and do I want to see either of those? Huh! I don't think so! Mulligan: [thinking] Then again, I might as well look, cause if I'm dreamin', I might as well see what's happenin'... Yeah, that's it, you're dreamin', Mulligan... Like there's really a gorilla in the cabin... Huff! Gorilla in the cabin! Huff huff! That's a good one!!! Mulligan: Gorilla in the cabin. Mulligan: GORILLA IN THE CABIN!!! Mulligan: Captain! I think he thinks I'm a woman! Mulligan: Ah. Oh. I hope they don't start talkin' about ghosts I do. Mulligan: Oh I'm shakin', I'm shakin'. Where's me pistol? Mulligan: Huh? No you can't shoot ghosts, but maybe the ghost don't know it and then he'll be the one shakin'. Mulligan: Oh I can't stand it. Mulligan: Oh no. It's cold up there. What if the ghost decides to come down here to get warm and sit and rest his ghostly skeleton legs and - oh, I'm standing right next to the chairs. Oh I can feel eyes what are lookin', lookin' right at me. Oh Tom, can you please check and make sure that the ghost isn't sitting right there! Mulligan: Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! Mulligan: Gimme that pistol you little yellow...mmmrph! Mulligan: If anybody's going to shoot that ghost what can't be shot, it is going to be me. Mulligan: Argh! Mulligan: Jam it you! Mulligan: Get down here you! Mulligan: Wait! I wanted to shoot the ghost. Mulligan: But why shoot Crothers? He's not the ghost. Mulligan: Noo! Summoning spirits of the dead is a bad idea! Mulligan: No, I don't care, Tom. I don't want nothing to do with summoning up spirits of the damned, even if my own good buddies they be. Oh! My skin is itchin'. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable! Ooh! Oooh! Mulligan: Oh, I'm so itchy with the fear. Mulligan: Oh, I don't like this. Mulligan: Tom, Tom. I is afraid that Crothers is a-gonna blame me for his dyin' Mulligan No, I ain't bein silly. All I was sayin before he got shot in his head was, "I wanna shoot the ghost!" The Ghost-Shooter, that's me. And then he got shot. And then he was the ghost. Mulligan: Oh, I can almost hear the spook callin' out now, "Mulligan! Mulligan!" Mulligan: Shriek Mulligan: cries out Mulligan: Two hundred and fifty ghost feets. The ghost o' Crothers has two hundred and forty-nine extra legs, guys! Oh! I can almost hear their dreadful tiptoeing! Mulligan: No! That's enough! I'm done! If we keep botherin' this Santa guy, one of us is gonna get possessed! And I am happy just bein' me, thank you very much! And I like you just bein' Tom, tom. And you just stay only the Cap'n, Cap'n. And you... YOU! Mulligan: shrieks Mulligan: It's lookin' at me Cap'n. Mulligan: Sweet Mother of Mercy! Mulligan: Oh no. I will not be murderacized by a bird and a phantom and my very good friend at the same time. Mulligan: Just, uh, give me a head start before you come eat my brains and guts and soul. Mulligan: I made it! I made it to the safe haven of the beautiful crows nest! Mulligan: Ohh Ohh! Mulligan: [screaming, remote] oooohhhh Mulligan: I'm okay! Where am I?  Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:25 pm |
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| D'Artagnan |
Re: Mulligan"s Story
Transcript edit
There's a barely elided 'fr' before the 'om' sound, he says start from the ship, and "Oh, AWAY from his nest." I listened to it several time last night. I don't want to say you're wrong. But, you're wrong. Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:30 am |
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| Spaniard |
The Bird in TinTin
In the TinTin movie, Simon Pegg's character will follow the bird
What's ironic is that in the forthcoming movie, Simon Pegg's character, Detective Thompson, will follow the escaped Bird.
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| Projectyl |
glovenboots:
I don't want to sound ungrateful, but is there some way you can show you actually are connected with the WLOG producers? I ask because: -this forum seems to have a problem with fake names, -the last time they corrected something people were mishearing, they did it via an official Twitter account, and -this is the first time I've seen the "and" in Glove and Boots abbreviated to "'n". Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:21 pm |
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| glovenboots |
Re: Mulligan"s Story
Transcript edit
He actually says: Look for the flyin' birdie and follow his path. Stop on the ship - that's important too. Over, away from his nest - a birdie. And now I's a bird! That's irony, that is! Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:56 pm |
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| Dragonswood |
 Mulligan"s Story
Transcript edit
We Lost Our Gold Transcripts and Maps
Please post only transcripts, maps and other similar files here! In order to make the transcripts and maps that people have been producing in this thread more accessible as the game goes on, I have decided to create this new thread to serve as a repository for such files. Please keep clue discussion in the other thread. Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode One Transcript Without further ado, here is the transcript for the first episode: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Ya bury gold ta keep it secret. And if someone's listenin'... it ain't a secret anymore. - The Captain Episode One The Beginning Mulligan: Meep. Mulligan: And now any lubber can find it and spends it. Mulligan: And we'll never tell them spies that we first had that gold in Central Park. Bird: Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Hide the gold. Mulligan: Hur hur. Captain, he shouldn't say that in front of the spies. Mulligan: Oh, we get to talk in code. Like Morse code. Oh, I love Morse code. Dot. Dot. Dot. Bird: Dash. Crothers: In code. [Mulligan: Dot. Dash.] Retracing our steps. But in code? [Bird: Dot. Dash. Dot.] Got it. How's this [Mulligan: Dash.] for code lads? [Bird: Dot. Dash.] [Mulligan: Dash.] Balto. [Bird: Dot. Dash. Dash.] [Mulligan: Dot. Dash.] Balto's the code see. Bird: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot. Captain: I'll say where we was after the Balto statue, but I won't say its [Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot.] a code. And I'll just make it confusing [Bird: Dot. Dash.] so spies can't understand me. Mulligan: Dash. Dot. Dash. Dot. Crothers: That is confusing. I have no idea what you're talking about. But don't worry lads, [Bird: Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot.] I'm the luckiest man alive. We'll find that gold in no time. Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dash. Bird: Dot. Dash. Mulligan: Dot. Dash. Dot. Dot. Dash. Dot. Dash. Mulligan: Tom. Help. This toy has me and it will not let go. Mulligan: Oh thank you Tom. Mulligan: I have a good code. Instead of Central Park we call it Pentral Cark. Mulligan: Yeah, sneaky code ain't it. Mulligan: But you see what I did with the "C"... Mulligan: Oh. Then how about this. Instead of calling it window sill, we call it window sell. Sill, I-L-L, sell, E-L-E. Mulligan: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember eating any iced cream. But I do remember what I was gonna buy with my share of the treasure. Wait, I'll say it in code: belly jeans. Mulligan runs by Captain carrying a spyglass with a red cloth wrapped around one end. Mulligan: I'm going up to the highest point of the ship to clear me head and think of new codes. Mulligan: But I loves it. Captain shoots the spyglass out of Mulligan's hands. Bird: Forty-eight armies! Mulligan: Ah. I have the code of all codes. But it's so good it can't be put into words. Where's my crayons. Ah. My sweet crayolees. Mulligan: Done. They all look down at the drawing made by Mulligan. Mulligan: There it is the code of all codes. Mulligan: Yeah, your foot. Captain smashes bottle on Mulligan's head. Bird: Central Park. Start in Central Park. Mulligan: No, it's Pentral Park. Start in Pentral Park. Bird: Park.. Cent...would you...Bawk..Arghh! Captain grabs Bird and runs screaming to the cannon stuffing Bird inside. Bird: Arghh! Website url welostourgold.com is displayed. Bird: Bawk! [END OF VIDEO] Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode Two Transcript Okay, here is the transcript for Episode Two: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Two The Chase Cannonball strikes the Maddie Hayes. Mulligan: I don't wanna sink. And that swim. We cannot fight that British two-decker Captain! Mulligan screaming above deck. Mulligan: It's not Captain. That's what makes it so horrible. But this is just like the time the French blew a hole in the cabin. Cannonball strikes Tutty resting in crib. Mulligan: Nonono. Nononono. Captain. Captain. It's okay. It's okay. Look. Crothers and me switched Tutty with a potato. Huh, potato. Crothers sets cannon to shoot into the Maddie Hayes by accident. Cannon fires and causes cannon to fall out of ship into water. Mulligan: But Captain, somebody should be up in that crow's nest and that somebody should be me. Mulligan: I'm the first mate. Why'd you make me the first mate if I can't go up in that crow's nest. Mulligan: Oh, I'm so scared Captain. I think I gotta pee. Mulligan: Okay. Mulligan, you just gotta hold off 'till dark. And that's all you gotta do. Alright. Alright. Mulligan looks through spyglass at British ship. Mulligan: Oh. That lieutenant on the foredeck is giving the sign of victory. Oh, wait. He's just a kid. Not so bad. Agh. And there are four guys behind him. That's kinda bad. Augh. And smoldering cannons of destruction. Oh, this is bad! Bad! Mulligan throws spyglass overboard. Mulligan: Peace, courage, fortitude and justice mateys. I am your friend, I am. The British start shooting at Mulligan. Twelve shots in total. Mulligan: Waugh. Augh. Waugh. Whoa. Waugh. Waugh. Wa-waugh. Captain goes below deck where there are smoke and sparks all around. Bird: Augh! Augh! Mulligan: Whew. Uh-whoa. Whoa. Hello everybody, where am I? Crothers: I smells the smells of a fuse burning I do. Cannon with fuse lit is shown while all the puppets exclaim or scream in astonishment. The url for welostourgold.com is displayed. Mulligan: Psst. Doh. Crow's nest. Sound of someone being smacked, presumably Mulligan. Mulligan: Ow. [END OF VIDEO] Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode Three Transcript Here is the transcript for Episode Three: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Three The Larry King Background music for The Larry King show starts. Graphic showing THE LARRY KING is shown. Ticker: OPTIMISTIC FOR AN UPSWING." DOW, E.P. [up arrow] 0.3. TOTAL EXPECTED, DOW, E.P. [up arrow] 0.8. - AVALON ON VERGE OF CIVIL UNREST. PEACE TALKS PROCEED AS LOCHLANN MILITARY ADVANCES CONTINUE FROM THE NORTHWEST. SENATOR BORS BLAMES UNREST ON NEWLY IMPLEMENTED PARLIAMENT, DEMANDING FULL RETURN TO THE MONARCHY. CHIEF OF STAFF Finally, the video switches to a view of Larry King's desk as the caption below him shows: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: Joining us now via satellite are the individuals who claim that to have lost their gold. Ticker: MYRDDIN ADDRESSES THE PRESS, "I CANNOT SEE EVERTHING. WE WILL FIND Camera switches to graphic showing pirates in three boxes above Larry in center box. Mulligan and the Bird are in the far left with an orange background, the Captain is in the middle with an orange background and Crothers is on the right with a yellow background. Mulligan: Oh, I can't believe it. I'm on TV! I'm on TV! Camera switches to the Captain's video feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Ticker: WE WILL FIND AN OUTCOME, AND THE OUTCOME WILL BE THE RIGHT ONE. Camera switches to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Bird: Larry the King! Larry King: Now Captain it seems to me [Camera switches back to Larry King's feed.] that pirates are all over the place in today's media. Don't you think this pirate craze is getting old? Camera switches to the Captain's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. CAPTAIN. COMMANDER HMS MADDIE HAYES. Ticker: MIGHT DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE RIGHT." - OLD MAN DINKINS HAD HIS CAT REMOVED FROM THE TREE IN HIS FRONT YARD Ticker: WITHOUT INCIDENT ON TUESDAY. AFTER A Ticker: HARROWING 45 MINUTES, FIREFIGHTERS SECURED THE FELINE AND TRANSPORTED Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: Mr. Mulligan. Now you blatantly said [Camera switches to Mulligan and the Bird's feed.] Central Park. [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. Buried Treasure. Is it buried in Cental Park?] Is that where this alleged treasure is buried? Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed. All the pirates pause for a beat they break into loud guffaws. Ticker: HIM SAFELY TO GROUND LEVEL. DINKINS COMMENTED, "THEY'S MUCKED UP MY YARD AND I DIDN'T SAY THEY COULD HAVE NO COFFEE, BUT THEY DID! Camera switches to Mulligan and the Bird's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. MULLIGAN. FIRST MATE - LOVES CROWS NEST. Mulligan: Let me ask you a question Mr. King. You're in the television business. Why did they cancel that show Firefly? That was a good show that was. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Ticker: I'LL THROW THAT CAT UP THERE AGAIN, SEE IFFN'T I DON'T!" - CAST OF DAWN OF THE DEAD Larry King: Gentlemen. The public is looking for answers to these questions. Camera switches to split screen showing Larry King's feed on left side and infographic on right side showing blank piece of "paper" listing statements made by Larry King. Larry King: One: Is there truly a ten thousand dollar buried treasure? Infographic on right updates to show: 1. Is there truly a $10,000 buried treasure in NYC? Larry King: And two: If there is, why help people find it? Infographic on right updates to show: 2. If there is, why help people find it? Left side of screen changes to the Captain's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Infographic on right updates to show: 3. Ya best mind the gap in yer face! King of the Larrys! Left side of screen changes to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Mulligan: And four: There are four of us in our crew and I ain't never seen more than four docks in one port. Infographic on right updates to show: 4. There are 4 in the crew. He's seen 4 docks. Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Captain: Those be lies Lawrence. There be five docks [Camera switches back to splitscreen with the Captain's feed on the left side and the infographic on the right side. The infographic updates to show: 5. There are 5 docks at the Port of Cortland.] in the Port of Cortland. Left side of screen changes to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Mulligan: But you can't see all them docks at the same time. That's all I'm sayin' Captain. Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Camera switches back to splitscreen with the Captain's feed on the left side and the infographic on the right side. The infographic updates to show the fifth entry crossed off. Ticker: (THE ORIGINAL ONE): DAVID EMGE - KEN FOREE - SCOTT. H. REINIGER - GAYLEN ROSS. IN 1978 YOU WOULD'VE FOUND THEM ALL AT MONROEVILLE MALL. YOU CAN STILL GO THERE TODAY, BUT THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE. IF YOU STILL WANT TO GO... FROM MANHATTAN, TAKE THE HOLLAND TUNNEL. Camera switches back to Larry King's feed. Black Tom is sitting to his left at the desk holding a white mug. Larry King seems surprised to find him there and does a double take. Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BLACK TOM. CORSAIR SUPREMO. Camera changes to closeup of Black Tom as he throws a shuriken at Larry King. Camera changes back to Larry King's feed. Although the shuriken lodged in Larry King's left shoulder pad Larry King barely reacts to the hit and after a beat, Black Tom disappears in a puff of smoke. Ticker: HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF WE SKIP THE NEW JERSEY DIRECTIONS. NJ HAS A REAL MESS OF A ROAD SYSTEM. ANYWAY, MERGE ONTO I-78W, THEN I-81 S. NOW YOU ARE IN PENNSYLVANIA! TAKE EXIT 52 FOR US-11. KEEP RIGHT AT THE FORK, AND MERGE ONTO HARRISBURG PIKE. GET ON I-76 W. TAKE THIS FOR 170+ MILES, THEN TAKE EXIT 57 Camera switches to Larry King's normal feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: We are now joined by an individual who does not doubt this unlikely story. Camera switches to Mario's feed which has a blue background and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. MARIO. CLAIMS THE MONEY IS HIS. Camera switches to splitscreen showing Larry King's feed on left side and Mario's feed on the right side. Ticker: TOWARDS PITTSBURGH. AT THE FORK, MERGE LEFT ONTO THE WILLIAM PENN HWY. NOW, JUST EXIT AT ROCKINSON HOTEL/EXPO Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Camera switches to splitscreen with Larry King's feed on left side and Mario's feed on the right side, and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. TREASURE STOLEN: GLOVEANDBOOTS.COM. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds in boxes above Larry King's feed and Mario's feed in boxes below, with Mario's feed to the right of Larry King's feed. Ticker: MART! AND THERE YOU ARE! THE MALL LOOKS REMARKABLY THE SAME AS IT DID IN THE MOVIE, BUT THEY DON'T LET YOU TAKE PICTURES INSIDE. THE FANBOYS HAVE RUINED THAT PARTICULAR PLEASURE FOR THE REST OF US. [left arrow] THOSE 'MALL DIRECTIONS' HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FAFA THE GROUNDHOG. A GROUNDHOG. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. TREASURE STOLEN: GLOVEANDBOOTS.COM. Camera switches to Mario's feed. Ticker: FINDING THE TREASURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN 'HOMAGE'. HOMAGE, WHAT A FANCY FRENCH WORD. AN HOMAGE IS A TRIBUTE. IN THIS CASE Larry King: Okay, pirates, what are your thoughts on the accusation that the money belongs to a group called [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.] Glove and Boots, and is not yours to give away? Ticker: TO GEORGE A. ROMERO. THERE ARE QUITE A FEW HOMAGES THROUGHOUT THESE EPISODES, BUT THEY HAVE Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Mulligan: Aye and that's right, we did stole it from Glove and Boots! Camera changes to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Bird: Dolt! Mulligan: Heh heh heh. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Camera changes to Mario's feed. Ticker: NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GOLD'S LOCATION. THOUGHT WE SHOULD MENTION IT BEFORE YOU DRIVE TO PITTSBURGH. HERE ARE A FEW OF THEM: THE ONE-EYED SAILOR-MAN. THE TWO-BY-FOUR INSPIRED MOVIE RIG OF EVIL DEAD II. KEN MASTERS. Camera changes to Larry King's feed. Larry King: Go ahead. Mario: You remember that movie preview [Camera changes to Mario's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC.] teaser thing they did? They's a picture of me with those guys in it. You can see it in that [Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below.] one two quick clips where it goes: Duh du du du du Duh du du du Duh du Duh. Look frame by frame and you will see me. The Captain walks off stage left in his feed. The caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. The camera changes to Mario's feed. Ticker: TOSHIRO MIFUNE. THERE'S EVEN AN HOMAGE TO AN HOMAGE, AND THERE IS A GORILLA. NOT THAT HE IS AN HOMAGE TO ANYTHING, BUT HE ISN'T A CLUE EITHER. GORILLAS JUST MAKE EVERYTHING A Camera switches to Larry King's feed. Larry King: An incriminating photograph is serious evidence. What right do you have [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC.] giving clues to the whereabouts of ten thousand dollars if you have no claim to it? Camera switches to splitscreen showing Larry King's feed on left side and the Captain's feed on the right side. The Captain enters his feed from stage left. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Left side of splitscreen changes to show black and white photograph of Crothers from chest up, wearing a hat. Ticker: LITTLE BIT BETTER - WOULD YOU LIKE MORE MONEY THAN $10,000? TRY THE LOTTERY! THIS ISN'T A CLUE. WE JUST CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA. JUST NOW. ALSO, WE DON'T CONDONE GAMBLING... IT'S A PRETTY AWFUL HABIT. BUT WOULDN'T IT BE A HOOT IF YOU WON? Left side of splitscreen changes to show black and white photograph of Crothers in the same pose but also showing the Captain sneaking up behind Crothers. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. This pitcher next be me lookin' at that hat, the hat bein' Crothers's. And this pitcher last be Crothers and his hat [Left side of splitscreen changes to show black and white photograph of Crothers in same pose but with hat on fire. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.], both on fire! The fire about which I'll tell ya nothing' 'cept who lit it be someone and that someone be me. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Camera switches to the Captain's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. The Captain is holding a photograph and looking at it. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Mulligan: Oh. Show 'em the picture of me in the crow's nest would ya? Camera switches to the Captain's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Fafa appears in a new feed in a box with a blue background above the pirates's boxes holding a videotape. The order of the pirates' feeds is the Captain on the far left with an orange background, then Mulligan and the Bird to the right with an orange background, followed by Crothers with a yellow background, and lastly Black Tom with a yellow background (who is seen in a feed for the first time here). Ticker: IF YOU WIN, YOU OWE US A DRINK. NOT THAT WE CONDONE DRINKING EITHER. WE MEANT A MILKSHAKE ANYWAY- IF MR. L. GOES AFTER WILLOW NEXT, I THINK MY HEART WILL BREAK - IN A SURVIVAL AT SEA SITUATION, SOMETIMES YOU MUST RATION YOUR WATER. DO NOT DRINK SEA WATER. DO NOT DRINK URINE. DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL. DO NOT SMOKE TOBACCO. DO NOT All the pirates start grumbling and shushing Fafa, while Mario joins Fafa in the box above the pirates. Camera switches to view showing Fafa's feed and pirates' feeds below. The pirates continue grumbling while the background music for the Larry King show starts up again. Larry King: To review, a lost treasure chest [Camera switches to Larry King's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.] containing ten thousand dollars may actually be buried somewhere in New York City. Ticker: SMOKE ANYTHING. DO NOT EAT, UNLESS WATER IS AVAILABLE. UNLESS IT'S BACON. - IF YOU SPENT THIS WHOLE EPISODE READING THE TICKER, THE BAD NEWS IS YOU MISSED THE CLUES. THE GOOD Camera switches to view showing Fafa's feed and pirates' feeds below. They are still grumbling and talking. Larry King: The collective intelligence of these individuals makes me believe that their story is indeed a true one. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Larry King: My only hope, that someone finds it or they do. Thanks for watching the Larry King. I'm King Larry and good night. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Camera starts to pull back revealing the Bird sitting at the desk to the left of Larry King. Ticker: NEWS IS THERE WILL BE A QUIZ, AND YOU ARE PREPARED! - 'APPLE VS. PICKLE' PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT CANCELED DUE TO BACKLASH BY OUTRAGED Larry King and the Bird are both surprised to see each other and after they each do a few double takes the Bird walks off stage right as the video changes to show THE LARRY KING graphic. Ticker: PARENTS, AND STATE REFUSAL TO HOST SUCH A VIOLENT EVENT. The screen fades to black showing welostourgold.com and the background music ends. Mulligan: Hey Captain, do you think they realize that we was slippin' in clues? [END OF VIDEO] For ease of reading below is a separate transcript of the Ticker text: Quote: OPTIMISTIC FOR AN UPSWING." DOW, E.P. [up arrow] 0.3. TOTAL EXPECTED, DOW, E.P. [up arrow] 0.8. - AVALON ON VERGE OF CIVIL UNREST. PEACE TALKS PROCEED AS LOCHLANN MILITARY ADVANCES CONTINUE FROM THE NORTHWEST. SENATOR BORS BLAMES UNREST ON NEWLY IMPLEMENTED PARLIAMENT, DEMANDING FULL RETURN TO THE MONARCHY. CHIEF OF STAFF MYRDDIN ADDRESSES THE PRESS, "I CANNOT SEE EVERTHING. WE WILL FIND AN OUTCOME, AND THE OUTCOME WILL BE THE RIGHT ONE. MIGHT DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE RIGHT." - OLD MAN DINKINS HAD HIS CAT REMOVED FROM THE TREE IN HIS FRONT YARD WITHOUT INCIDENT ON TUESDAY. AFTER A HARROWING 45 MINUTES, FIREFIGHTERS SECURED THE FELINE AND TRANSPORTED HIM SAFELY TO GROUND LEVEL. DINKINS COMMENTED, "THEY'S MUCKED UP MY YARD AND I DIDN'T SAY THEY COULD HAVE NO COFFEE, BUT THEY DID! I'LL THROW THAT CAT UP THERE AGAIN, SEE IFFN'T I DON'T!" - CAST OF DAWN OF THE DEAD (THE ORIGINAL ONE): DAVID EMGE - KEN FOREE - SCOTT. H. REINIGER - GAYLEN ROSS. IN 1978 YOU WOULD'VE FOUND THEM ALL AT MONROEVILLE MALL. YOU CAN STILL GO THERE TODAY, BUT THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE. IF YOU STILL WANT TO GO... FROM MANHATTAN, TAKE THE HOLLAND TUNNEL. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF WE SKIP THE NEW JERSEY DIRECTIONS. NJ HAS A REAL MESS OF A ROAD SYSTEM. ANYWAY, MERGE ONTO I-78W, THEN I-81 S. NOW YOU ARE IN PENNSYLVANIA! TAKE EXIT 52 FOR US-11. KEEP RIGHT AT THE FORK, AND MERGE ONTO HARRISBURG PIKE. GET ON I-76 W. TAKE THIS FOR 170+ MILES, THEN TAKE EXIT 57 TOWARDS PITTSBURGH. AT THE FORK, MERGE LEFT ONTO THE WILLIAM PENN HWY. NOW, JUST EXIT AT ROCKINSON HOTEL/EXPO MART! AND THERE YOU ARE! THE MALL LOOKS REMARKABLY THE SAME AS IT DID IN THE MOVIE, BUT THEY DON'T LET YOU TAKE PICTURES INSIDE. THE FANBOYS HAVE RUINED THAT PARTICULAR PLEASURE FOR THE REST OF US. [left arrow] THOSE 'MALL DIRECTIONS' HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH FINDING THE TREASURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN 'HOMAGE'. HOMAGE, WHAT A FANCY FRENCH WORD. AN HOMAGE IS A TRIBUTE. IN THIS CASE TO GEORGE A. ROMERO. THERE ARE QUITE A FEW HOMAGES THROUGHOUT THESE EPISODES, BUT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GOLD'S LOCATION. THOUGHT WE SHOULD MENTION IT BEFORE YOU DRIVE TO PITTSBURGH. HERE ARE A FEW OF THEM: THE ONE-EYED SAILOR-MAN. THE TWO-BY-FOUR INSPIRED MOVIE RIG OF EVIL DEAD II. KEN MASTERS. TOSHIRO MIFUNE. THERE'S EVEN AN HOMAGE TO AN HOMAGE, AND THERE IS A GORILLA. NOT THAT HE IS AN HOMAGE TO ANYTHING, BUT HE ISN'T A CLUE EITHER. GORILLAS JUST MAKE EVERYTHING A LITTLE BIT BETTER - WOULD YOU LIKE MORE MONEY THAN $10,000? TRY THE LOTTERY! THIS ISN'T A CLUE. WE JUST CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA. JUST NOW. ALSO, WE DON'T CONDONE GAMBLING... IT'S A PRETTY AWFUL HABIT. BUT WOULDN'T IT BE A HOOT IF YOU WON? IF YOU WIN, YOU OWE US A DRINK. NOT THAT WE CONDONE DRINKING EITHER. WE MEANT A MILKSHAKE ANYWAY- IF MR. L. GOES AFTER WILLOW NEXT, I THINK MY HEART WILL BREAK - IN A SURVIVAL AT SEA SITUATION, SOMETIMES YOU MUST RATION YOUR WATER. DO NOT DRINK SEA WATER. DO NOT DRINK URINE. DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL. DO NOT SMOKE TOBACCO. DO NOT SMOKE ANYTHING. DO NOT EAT, UNLESS WATER IS AVAILABLE. UNLESS IT'S BACON. - IF YOU SPENT THIS WHOLE EPISODE READING THE TICKER, THE BAD NEWS IS YOU MISSED THE CLUES. THE GOOD NEWS IS THERE WILL BE A QUIZ, AND YOU ARE PREPARED! - 'APPLE VS. PICKLE' PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT CANCELED DUE TO BACKLASH BY OUTRAGED PARENTS, AND STATE REFUSAL TO HOST SUCH A VIOLENT EVENT. As stated above, please do not post your analysis of the videos or the clues here. This thread is reserved just for posting transcripts and links to maps, etc. Feel free to continue to discuss the videos in this other thread however. Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode Four Transcript Below is the transcript for the fourth episode: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] NO MULLIGAN or BIRD in this video Episode Four The Black Tom Black Tom is shown standing in front of a pale yellow background. To his upper left are four Japanese characters [北部 - roughly pronounced hokubu] which have been reversed horizontally. The first two characters are the kanji symbols for "North." The last two characters mean "section, bureau, dept, class, copy, part, portion, or counter for copies of a newspaper or magazine." Black Tom: [speaking backwards] Sometimes to follow the way, you must avoid the way you've known. [Click here to listen to the reversed audio.] Black Tom looks to stage right, perhaps up at the reversed Japanese characters to his upper left, then walks off stage left. Title card stating CLUE 41 on a black background slides down from above. Crothers walks in front of title card from stage left. An eye patch covers his right eye, he is not wearing his blue hat, his left arm has been replaced with a wooden prosthesis and he is supported by a crutch under his right arm. Crothers: Why this ain't right. Well that didn't tell me nothin'. Well this be insultin' to the whole video. You bloomin' video makers can't end this here episode like that. Smash cut to title card displaying CLUE 42. After a beat the title card is replaced with CLUE 28. After another beat (FURLONGS) is displayed below CLUE 28. Crothers climbs up from below the title card. Crothers: Augh. Now you've gone too far. Smash cut to title card displaying CLUE 43 with Crothers appearing in the lower right corner. Crothers: Stop that. Smash cut to title card displaying welostourgold.com. Crothers is in the top left corner, but reversed horizontally and vertically. Crothers: Augh. [END OF VIDEO] Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode Five Transcript Here is the transcript for Episode Five: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Five The WPPPT Country music plays as a montage sequence starts cutting between shots of the skyline of Las Vegas at night, generic scenes of gambling, and shots of a pile of gold coins surrounding a trophy of a severed hand with gloveandboots.com painted on the wall behind the trophy and coins. Narrator 1: Las Vegas. Home of the infamous Dead Man's Hand poker tournament. The game is Texas Hold 'Em. The prize is a mountain of gold doubloons. And the time to win it all is right now. Tonight only four players remain, all of them intent on taking home that coveted trophy. The video switches to closeup of Mulligan in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: The rookie with the Cinderella story. Mulligan is now shown sitting at a poker table with stacks of chips in front of him, holding a sandwich, with a sign behind him advertising Bear's Brown Cola! It's Tops! A caption is displayed reading: MULLIGAN. WPPPT. LAST PLACE FIVE YEARS IN A ROW. The caption, like all the other captions in this video are shown in yellow and gray boxes superimposed on top of an image of the front side of a presidential dollar coin. Mulligan: Thank you lucky sandwich. The video switches to a closeup of Crothers in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Crothers is now shown sitting at a poker table with neatly stacked chips in front of him, holding a cutlass in his left hand with which he is menacing a decapitated puppet head on the table wearing a hat, with a sign behind him advertising RAM O' CAM. PUTS THE "B" IN YOUR MOVIE. AVAILABLE NOW AT S&R CAMERAS. A caption is displayed reading: CROTHERS. STOLEN 15 WPPPT CHAMPIONSHIP BRACELETS. The video switches to a closeup of the Captain in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: The man that refuses to lose. Captain is now shown sitting in front of a red poster advertising the website marchingdog.com while holding two playing cards burning in his left hand - a Queen of Hearts and a Queen of Clubs. A caption is displayed reading: CAPTAIN. WPPPT. RECORD HOLDER - MOST DEALERS SHOT. The video switches to a closeup of Black Tom in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: And the veteran who makes his own luck. Black Tom is now shown sitting at a poker table with a messy stack of poker chips in front of him, and a yellow poster advertising the website www.doggieacademy.com behind him. A caption is displayed reading: TOM. FAVORITE TOM JONES SONG: DELILAH. The video cycles between closeup shots of Mulligan, Crothers, the Captain and Black Tom in front of blue curtain. The video switches to various shots showing gold coins surrounding the severed hand trophy with the gloveandboots.com banner displayed in the background. Narrator 1: Who will walk away with the severed hand of a dead sailor? The video switches to various shots showing Las Vegas at night, then zooms in on a video of a hand dealing cards on poker table, and cuts to an animated title graphic for the WORLD PUPPET PIRATE POKER TOUR. Narrator 1: The final table, next on the WPPPT. A country music lick is heard as a graphic of a playing card reading DEAD MAN'S HAND and showing the severed hand trophy appears on screen then zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the feed to a view of Mulligan, the Captain, Black Tom and Crothers sitting at a poker table with posters behind them. Narrator 2: Let's get right into the action here Billy and at the Dead's Man Hand tournament that can mean more than just cards. A poker dealer is shown approaching the table and begins to shuffle a deck of cards showing a Five of Spades as the bottom card. The scene shifts to show the Captain from the right side of the dealer as he draws a gun from under the table with his left hand and fires at the dealer. Dealer: Woo hoo hoo! Narrator 1/Billy: Let's take a look at the chip count. While the dealer distributes cards to the Captain and Crothers in the background, a graphic appears reading: WPPT BEAR'S BROWN COLA! CHIP COUNT 1. MULLIGAN $4810.00 Narrator 1/Billy: Mulligan's in the lead with just under half the coins in play followed by Tom with nearly two thousand... A caption appears showing the players' cards. The Captain pulls a cutlass out from under the table with his left hand and chops off Crothers' left arm. The audience makes gasping noises and other concerned sounds. Crothers screams in pain while the Captain picks up Crothers' left hand and tosses it over his left shoulder. Narrator 1/Billy: Looks like the first hand goes to the Captain. Sometimes you don't need luck or skill to win as we learn from this week's... The video switches to an animated graphic showing dollar coins rotating above a wooden background, while a graphic of a playing card reading FEATURED PLAYER and showing a drawing of a skull appears on screen. Deep Voice: FEATURED PLAYER The playing card graphic zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the video to a view of the Captain sitting on a red sofa in front of a fuzzy blue wall, intercut with various other scenes of the Captain at the poker table. The video of the Captain shooting the dealer is replayed. The video switches to a scene of the Captain holding a box of tissues tearfully. The video switches to a scene of the Captain blowing his nose on the red sofa. Captain: Were for that blasted parrot. The video switches to show the Bird sitting on the red sofa. Bird: Bawk! The video switches back to the Captain on the red sofa, now reclining as if in a therapy session. Sound of camera flash and a video transition sequence is shown to indicate a cut in the scene. Captain: Bollocks to luck! Since I won that parrot me good luck hit the end of the line. Lady luck's gone back the other direction and I'm up to me collar in turds! The video switches to a swish pan shot of the severed hand trophy and stacks of chips and cards on a poker table in front of a blue curtain, then cuts to a shot of the severed hand trophy alone on the table. A graphic of a playing card reading DEAD MAN'S HAND and showing the severed hand trophy appears on screen then zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the video to a view of the Captain, Black Tom and Crothers at the poker table with posters behind them. Narrator 2: Back to action here at the Dead Man's Hand tournament and it's anybody's guess who will take home the prize. The video switches to show Black Tom's point of view as he checks his hole cards - a Jack of Spades and a Jack of Clubs. Captions appear on the bottom of the screen showing Black Tom's cards as well as the community cards and the size of the pot in dollars - currently $400. Narrator 1/Billy: Tom checks his hole cards. With that pair of Jacks he will raise. The pot increases to $550 with Black Tom's raise and he is shown as having a 100% chance of winning the pot. The video switches to show Crothers checking his hole cards - a King of Diamonds and an eight of Clubs. Narrator 1/Billy: Crothers with a King, eight. With Crothers' call the pot is now $600, a 27% chance of winning the pot is listed for Crothers, while Black Tom's chance of victory falls to 72%. The video switches to show Mulligan checking his hole cards - an Ace of Spades and a card that reads HOLY MACKEREL and displays a drawing of a yellow fish wearing a mitre with a cross and holding a staff topped with a cross. Narrator 2: Something's wrong with Mulligan, Bob. He's checking his hole cards again and there's a ... Narrator 1/Billy/Bob: What is that? Narrator 2: Well I do believe that was a Go Fish card James. Mulligan: Oh, I call! Oh yeah! I call for sure! The pot increases to $750 with Mulligan's call, his chance of victory is listed as ??? and Crothers' and Black Tom's odds remain unchanged. The video switches to show the Captain checking his hole cards - a three of Spades, four of Spades, and five of Spades. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James: Now the Captain's hole cards. He has a three, a four, and a f-five of Spades. That's definitely one card too many. Narrator 2: That extra card assures that he is not gonna fold John. And that he's cheating. The pot is now $1000 with the Captain's call. The Captain is listed as having a 40% chance of victory, Black Tom's chances fall to 46%, and Crothers' odds drop to 13%. The video switches to a top down view of the poker table as the dealer turns over the flop cards revealing a Queen of Hearts, a King of Hearts, and a six of Spades. Black Tom's odd drop to 5%, Crothers' odds rise to 61%, and the Captain's odds fall to 33%. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John: Well we're four players to the flop and it's Queen, King, six. That gives Crothers a pair of Kings and puts the Captain one card away from a straight flush. The video switches to show Black Tom as he pushes his entire stack of chips towards the center of the table. Narrator 2: Things certainly are heating up mister. Tom is first to act. The pot increases to $2734 when Black Tom goes all in. Narrator 2: Oh and he is all in with two Jacks. That is a dangerous bluff with the higher King and Queen on the board. That makes this our... The video switches to show marchingdog.com on a wooden background surrounded by gold coins. A graphic of a playing card reading ALL IN! marchingdog.com and showing five gold coins appears on screen. Narrator 2: Marchingdog.com all in moment. The graphic of the playing card zooms in towards the viewer as a right wipe transition changes the video back to a view of the Captain, Black Tom and Crothers at the poker table with posters behind them. Narrator 2: Crothers is quick to call and that'll put all of his chips on the line. The pot is increased to $3821 as Crothers pushes his stack of chips towards the center of the poker table using his left stump. Narrator 2: Mulligan doesn't look like he knows what to do. The video switches to show Mulligan deciding what to do. He is inadvertently showing the other players his cards. Mulligan: Oh. I got an Ace, and a Mackerel. And those are really good cards. And do I want to fold good cards like an Ace? And who knows the next time I'm gonna get a card like a Mackerel? Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy: Is he telling the other players the cards in his hands? Narrator 2: It certainly appears that way Jimmy. The video switches to Black Tom's perspective checking his hole cards again, as they change to a Queen of Spades and a Queen of Clubs. Black Tom's odds rise to 69%, Crothers' odds drop to 0%, and the Captain's odds fall to 30%. Narrator 2: Oh looks like Tom's cheating as well Carol. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: That's right. I have no clue how he did it, but he traded his Jacks for Queens. Mulligan: Oh, I call! The pot increases to $5555 as Mulligan goes all in, pushing his stack of chips into the center of the poker table. A silver iPod can be seen in front of Mulligan as he pushes his chips into the center of the table. Mulligan: Uh. Oh boy! I called! I CALLED! Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: Mulligan now in a deep hole with half of his chips at risk here. The video switches to show the Captain pushing his stack of chips into the center of the table. The pot increases to $7174. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: And the Captain calls right behind him which will put everyone all in. Mulligan: FISH! The video switches to a top down view of the poker table as the dealer flips the turn card to reveal a HOLY MACKEREL card. There is a smattering of applause from the audience. Mulligan's odds change to 1% while everyone else's chance of victory remains unchanged. Mulligan: Woohoo! Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: Aw, I should have seen that coming. Narrator 2: And this is why the Dead Man's Hand tournament is my favorite event to cover Wynona. The video switches to a view of the poker table with the Bird sitting on top of it. Bird: Double down. Double down. Captain: Curse ya bird! Get the blazes off the table. Bird: Aaaah! Ha ha ha. Bawk bawk bawk! The video switches back to the top down view, now with the Bird sitting on top of the stack of chips. Dealer: That's discard. Good luck gentlemen. The dealer distributes and turns the river card to reveal an eight of Diamonds. Loud exclamations are heard from the audience. Black Tom's chance of victory changes to 100% while everyone else's odds drop to 0%. Narrator 2: Eight of Diamonds. That doesn't help anybody and Tom wins the pot. The video switches to a closeup of Black Tom then back to a shot of the entire table to reveal the Captain placing a round bomb with a lit fuse on the table. The video switches to a closeup of the bomb as the fuse burns down, and then doesn't explode. Bird: Wauuuuuuugh... huh? The bomb explodes in a flash of smoke and knocks the Bird off of the poker table. Narrator 2: Who says cheaters never win John? Tom knocks out the Captain and Crothers with those three Queens. Mysterious music begins to play as the video zooms in towards the center of the table. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol/Wynona: Hold on. That blast made by the Captain seems to have exposed something in the center of the table Gary. The video dissolves to a top down view of the poker table showing a stone disk sunk into the center of the table under the felt. Raised on the stone are the image of a grinning skull inscribed within a compass or ship's wheel with eight spokes. Narrator 2/Gary: You're right Lance there's definitely something hidden just under the felt. The stone disk rotates counter-clockwise approximately 22.5°, or about half the distance towards the next spoke. Mulligan: What is it? The video switches back to a shot showing the entire poker table as country music begins to play. Crothers walks away from the table towards the camera and then turns to head off stage right. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol/Wynona/Lance: It's what makes poker the fastest growing sport in the world today. Winners, losers, hands folded, arms chopped off, bombs, skulls, grog and fish. For Leslie Sebastian Charles, I'm Al Lukovich. Thanks for joining us here at the WPPPT. A graphic of a playing card reading DEAD MAN'S HAND and showing the severed hand trophy appears on screen very briefly then zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the video to a view of welostourgold.com displayed on a black background, while a country music lick plays. [END OF VIDEO] Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode Six Transcript Below is the transcript for the sixth episode: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Six The Monkey Business Mr. Nigel, a red crab wearing a black bowler hat is pictured scuttling sideways on a beach, while humming to himself. Mr. Nigel: Morningsy. He is approached from stage right by Mr. Gibson, another red crab, wearing a white driver's cap and a large black moustache. He stops in front of a bottle of vitamins that is resting on the sand to the left of Mr. Nigel. Mr. Gibson: Oh yes yes. Good morning Mr. Nigel. Mr. Nigel: Oh good morning Mr. Gibson. Would you care for some toast and marmalade. Mr. Gibson: No no. Good of you, old boy, but no toast for me until after I have taken my vitamins. Mr. Nigel: Don't eat those vitamins. There's too much aluminium in 'em. Mr. Gibson: Oh yes. Quite right that. Oh, ho chortle. Aluminium. Mr. Nigel: Oh ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. Aluminium in 'em. Ho ho. While they are laughing over the aluminium gag, a monkey appears on the beach behind them and makes a vocalization, causing Mr. Nigel and Mr. Gibson to suddenly become startled and start screaming. Mr. Gibson scuttles away off stage right, while Mr. Nigel scuttles backwards out of sight. The monkey appears annoyed at their having run off but then looks at the sand at his feet and notices the corner of a comic book poking through the sand. He scrapes away the sand obscuring the top of the comic book, to reveal that the comic is drawn in the style of the bronze age era of American comics, is titled WE LOST OUR GOLD, with a date of September 6 and a price of 10,000 L/$. Stylized drawings of the heads of the Bird, Crothers, the Captain, Mulligan and Black Tom are arrayed on an orange background in the upper left corner of the comic's cover. Pleased at his discovery, the monkey makes more vocalizations and unburies the comic completely to open the cover and view the first two pages. On the first page (the reverse of the cover) is an advertisement for a series of collectible trading cards issued by the creators of the WE LOST OUR GOLD comic. The advertisement features a drawing of ARTHUR the SCOTSMAN wielding a mattock emblazoned on a red rectangular wrapper stating WE LOST OUR GOLD and INCLUDES I5 TRADING CARDS!!! HOT DIGGITY! Below the red rectangle the advertisement states: Quote: JUST TRY TO KEEP THESE CARDS UNDER WRAPS! NEW FROM WE LOST OUR GOLD COMICS!!! All of your friends are going to want these... and with characters like ARTHUR the SCOTSMAN, TUTTY*, GENERAL ANESTHETIC, and GHAST GHOULO, they aren't going to last long! Espically because guess how many packs we made? NONE! *THE STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE AND SPEED STATS ON THE TUTTY CARD ARE A MIS-PRINT. THEY SHOULD ALL READ 18. You know [obscured] down here because no one ever reads it. 1975. But you have to put in [obscured] looks legit. And occasionally written in CAPS. But you [obscured] tragity there [obscured] SOCK. Oh well, opertunity lost. The second page of the comic features the beginning of a story titled "THE MONKEY-BUSINESS!!!" which starts with a half-page drawing of Crothers (with an eye-patch over his right eye, no blue hat, no sleeves, and a wooden left arm prosthesis. The dialogue panels state: "CROTHERS. HE AIN'T THE BEST AT WHAT HE DOES. BUT WHAT HE DOES I LIKES IT. The monkey turns the page to display the third and fourth pages of the comic and exclaims in mild shock at the third page, which features an advertisement for the mail ordering of comic books. The advertisement states "1994 PRICES in 2010!" at the top of the page, and below that "GET 3 COMICS FOR THE PRICE OF 2." Further below a list of titles are displayed in an orange rectangle with the heading "GROUP I" and "$15.00 TITLES (12 ISSUES)". Below the orange rectangle is a yellow rectangle displaying "GROUP II" and "SPECIAL PRICES (12 ISSUES). At the bottom of the page is the same sort of joke disclaimer text that was found on the bottom of the first page. Meanwhile, the fourth page features the continuation of the comic's story. The monkey turns the page again to reveal the fifth and sixth pages of the comic. The fifth page features another advertisement, this time for T shirts. The advertisement states: Quote: CLASSIC W.L.O.G. T'S!!! 100% NATURAL, CONVENTION READY, GREEN, DORKY T'S FROM WE LOST OUR GOLD! Are they cheap? NO! Do they cost us 50 cents to make overseas? YES! But we are Hell bent on giving you something original, at least you can say that for these here T-shirts! They are so original we made them up! And you can't actually buy one!!! Be the first of your friends to not be able to actually buy one of these shirts! Damn ain't these great? Well, I suppose they are... but they are definitely faked! FRONT BACK GENERAL ANESTHETIC #32404 - $29.50 FRONT BACK CROTHERS - #18462 LOGO IS MISSING FRONT GUARENTEED TO FIT! EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT! TUTTY - #76501 NEW FRONT BLACK TOM - T #87201 FRONT and BACK CHEWING MULLIGAN #18232 - $19.50 CAP says ORDER NOW! an' SOD OFF!!! - NAME, ADDRESS, ZIP, ETC. - STYLE #, S, M, L, XL, XXXL - NY residents not eligible [obscured] MULLIGAN, BLACK TOM, and PARROT (and characters shown in this ad, and [obscured] property of WELOSTOURGOLD (2032). Just try to steal 'em suckers [obscured] Please don't. GENERAL ANESTHETIC says, "BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" On the sixth page the comic's story continues and suddenly the video zooms into a closeup panning view of the comic's story panels as voice actors read the characters' dialogue to dramatize the story. The panel shown depicts Mulligan and Crothers battling a very large serpent in a graveyard. A gravestone is shown in the foreground reading "9-29-1758 10-21-1805 WITH ALL RESPECT". Mulligan: Hnuf! All four of us could defeat it, but... The next panel shows Mulligan being choked by a segment of the serpent's body which has wrapped itself around his neck. Mulligan: UALUEALUEALUEALE!!! The next panel shows Crothers being knocked into the ground by the serpent's body as the sound effect "WHUMP!" is displayed. Another gravestone can be seen in the foreground reading "E.C.S. 1984 - 1938". In the next panel Crothers is seen getting up from the ground and the Captain is just visible in the distance behind him. Crothers: Hold fast, Mulligan!!! Even if they stopped at the next port, following a close compass heading to ours should put them... The next panel shows a closeup of the Captain's face and a gravestone can be seen in the foreground reading "RIP N. HOPE. 5-1977 8-1997". To the captain left and behind him Black Tom is leaping towards the action while holding a sword in his left hand. A note explains that Black Tom's dialogue is "* Translated from the Japanese dialect - DEJ". Captain: Put em right behind ye! The action suddenly stops as the scene shifts back to the monkey's perspective. He is excited and turns the page to reveal the seventh and eighth pages of the comic both of which feature the story. The action jumps back into the perspective of the comic. The next panel is a full half-page and depicts Black Tom and the Captain joining the fray and attacking the serpent as various chopping sounds, ninja-type noises, and gunfire sound effects are played. In the foreground Crothers is also fighting the serpent and his yells and groans can be heard as well. As a result of their efforts, Mulligan is released by the serpent and he falls to the ground. The next panel shows Crothers pummeling the defeated serpent and an inset panel shows Mulligan rubbing his head on the ground while Black Tom poses behind him. Mulligan: Oh boy oh boy, I thought that was the end... The scene briefly shifts back to the monkey who seems concerned about the fate of the crew. Then the action returns to the comic in progress, now on the first panel of the eighth page, which displays Mulligan and the Captain on the deck of the MADDIE HAYES. Mulligan is daydreaming about being in the Crow's nest and the Captain, below him, is daydreaming about pushing Mulligan out of the Crow's nest. Narrator: Soon the crew was on deck, and the ship was underway.. The next panel depicts Black Tom climbing a wooden beam high above the deck, looking out towards the sun on the horizon. Narrator: Knowing that together, not beast, nor weather, nor man could stop them. The next panel shows the prow of the MADDIE HAYES as it cuts through the water. The prow features a carved wooden figurehead of a woman with her right arm pointing straight along the line formed by the vessel's bowsprit. The action cuts back to the monkey again, who still looks concerned, before cutting back to the comic in progress. The bottom panel of the eighth page of the comic shows a number of armed British soldiers dressed in traditional 18th century redcoat uniforms, standing on a beach. The soldiers appear to be lead by an unnamed central figure with brown hair who wears a gold wedding band on his left ring finger. In the distance behind the soldiers are two keeps or forts on two hills on either side of them. Narrator: But knowing not what stood between them and their destination. British Soldier: I'll kiss Napoleon before I see pirates leave any zone armed with Britain's best fortifications! Let them come!!! The video cuts back to the monkey, who is now very excited about the story in the comic. He turns the page to reveal the ninth and tenth pages of the comic. The ninth page is an advertisement featuring GENERAL ANESTHETIC's tooth cleaning workout kit. It states: Quote: HI KIDS! IT TAKES MORE THAN A GREAT SMILE TO VANQUISH EVIL, KIDDIES.. IT TAKES MUSCLES TOO!!! WHY NOT WORK ON BOTH AT THE SAME TIME WITH MY... TOOTH CLEANING WORKOUT KIT INCLUDES: -TOOTHPASTE! (78% STEROID/PROTEIN BLEND) -SYRINGE!! -INSTRUCTION BOOKLET!! -KEVLAR WOVEN FLOSS!! ORDER QUICKLY KIDS! THE OFFER HAS ALREADY EXPIRED!!! send your order to your pal... GENERAL ANESTHETIC P.O. BOX 294, CASPER, WY, 82602 BUY ONE! BUY ONE! * product not actually endorced by General Anesthetic. (FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE, PLEASE CALL 307-275-1033) The monkey scans the advertisement closely and decides to purchase the product. He tears the advertisement from the comic and walks to a white metal mailbox with a red flag that is nearby on the beach. He places the ad into the mailbox and waits impatiently for the product to be delivered. The delivery is indicated by the raising of the red flag. Once the product arrives (shipped in a rectangular cardboard box with GENERAL ANESTHETIC's logo) the monkey starts to consume the product by pouring it into his mouth. After a moment he is transformed into the Gorilla! The scene shifts to the interior of the MADDIE HAYES where all of the pirates are gathered. Mulligan: That's not it. That can't be the whole skit. Unless that's the whole skit and then I guess it can. The same scene below deck on the MADDIE HAYES is now shown in comic book form and the characters' most recent lines are repeated in the comic's voice acting style. The view of the comic shifts to show the right side of the panel revealing that the Gorilla is below deck as well and is about to attack the crew. Gorilla: BLLRAAPHAAR! The next panel depicts the fray between the Gorilla and the crew members. The Captain and Black Tom are attacking the Gorilla without apparent effect, while the Gorilla is biting a portrait of Tutty, and has grabbed hold of Crothers' right leg. Gorilla: WAARRGGG! The next panel shows the continuation of the battle between the Gorilla and the crew. It is confirmed that Crothers' right leg has been torn off by the Gorilla. Gorilla: RRAAARRHH! Mulligan: [thinking] I can't look...well, I can, but I don' wanna, cause either there's a gorilla in the cabin... The next panel shows Mulligan on a black background continuing his thought from the previous panel. Mulligan: [thinking] ...or else I'm havin' a nightmare, and do I want to see either of those? Huh! I don't think so! The next panel shows a thought bubble on a black background continuing Mulligan's extended thought. Mulligan: [thinking] Then again, I might as well look, cause if I'm dreamin', I might as well see what's happenin'... Yeah, that's it, you're dreamin', Mulligan... Like there's really a gorilla in the cabin... Huff! Gorilla in the cabin! Huff huff! That's a good one!!! The scene shifts back to the cabin on the MADDIE HAYES, as shown from Mulligan's point of view. He removes his hands from his eyes and sees the Gorilla standing very close to him and staring him in the face. After a beat, the video's perspective changes to show a two-shot of both characters' profiles. Mulligan: Gorilla in the cabin. Gorilla: Meh. Mulligan: GORILLA IN THE CABIN!!! The video cuts to a closeup of the Captain and Mulligan can be seen in the background being forced to dance with the Gorilla. Mulligan: Captain! I think he thinks I'm a woman! The video smash cuts to welostourgold.com displayed on a black background as the music cuts out. [END OF VIDEO] Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 70 Episode Seven Transcript Here is the transcript for the seventh episode: [BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Seven The Ghost Story As slightly eerie music plays, we see the MADDIE HAYES on the open seas under a full moon. The video dissolves to a shot of Crothers and the Captain standing on deck. Crothers is wearing an eye-patch over his right eye, has a wooden prosthesis on his left arm, a crutch under his right arm, and is not wearing his blue hat. The video cuts to a shot of Black Tom and Mulligan below deck. Black Tom is cleaning the windows with a duster and Mulligan is standing anxiously looking out a window. Mulligan: Ah. Oh. I hope they don't start talkin' about ghosts I do. The video switches back to the shot of Crothers and the Captain above deck. The video switches to another view of Mulligan and Black Tom below deck from an interior perspective now. Mulligan: Oh I'm shakin', I'm shakin'. Where's me pistol? Mulligan: Huh? No you can't shoot ghosts, but maybe the ghost don't know it and then he'll be the one shakin'. Bird: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww... The video intercuts between shots of Mulligan and the Bird as they both continue to scream. Then at the climax of their screams, the video cuts to a view of the Captain and Crothers above deck as a ghostly wail is heard in the distance [sounds like "woooooo hooooooo". Honky-tonk piano music begins to play, as the video cuts to a view of the action occurring below deck, where the Bird is flying above the table holding the pistol to keep it away from Mulligan, while Mulligan tosses objects at the Bird to knock the pistol loose. Bird: Treason! Mulligan: Gimme that pistol you little yellow...mmmrph! Bird: Not the admiral! Mulligan: If anybody's going to shoot that ghost what can't be shot, it is going to be me. Bird: Treason! Mulligan: Argh! Mulligan throws a white tablecloth at the Bird and succeeds in covering the Bird with the tablecloth. Bird: Treason! Treason! Treason! The video switches back to the shot of the Captain and Crothers above deck. The scene switches back below deck where Mulligan is continuing to attack the Bird. Mulligan: Jam it you! Mulligan runs towards the Bird covered in the tablecloth, as the Bird tries to escape the cabin by flying up and knocking once on the hatch in the ceiling. The video switches back to the view on deck where the Captain is giving Crothers a hug. Suddenly a knock is heard. Another knock is heard before the Captain can respond. Another knock is heard. Suddenly the hatch opens and the Bird covered in a white tablecloth emerges. The video switches to show Mulligan below deck as he pulls on the tablecloth to try to pull the Bird back towards him. Mulligan: Get down here you! The video switches back to the view above deck where it appears that the only effect Mulligan has had was to pull the tablecloth off of the Bird. The honky-tonk music starts playing again as both the Captain and Crothers start to run around on deck screaming. Amidst the screaming the Bird fires a shot from the pistol. Mulligan sticks his head above deck through the hatch. Mulligan: Wait! I wanted to shoot the ghost. Crothers: Wait! I think this hole in me chest means the one that was shot were me. Mulligan: But why shoot Crothers? He's not the ghost. Mulligan retreats below deck to avoid the Captain's ire. The Captain walks back towards the mast grumbling to himself. The Captain sniffs as if holding back tears, when a peal of thunder is heard and a bolt of lightning is seen in the distance behind the MADDIE HAYES. The Captain continues to grumble and mutter to himself as he walks off stage right. A chime sound effect is heard and suddenly Crothers appears in ghostly form. The video smash cuts to welostourgold.com displayed on a black background. [END OF VIDEO] Joined: 02 Aug 2010 Posts: 156 Episode 8 Transcript Singing "Just me and you", BW sepia scene of 4+1 bird, tom, mulligan, captain, crothers, treasure disappear Mulligan enters Mulligan: Noo! Summoning spirits of the dead is a bad idea! bird enters Parrot: Bad idea! Title, spooky music Mulligan: No, I don't care, Tom. I don't want nothing to do with summoning up spirits of the damned, even if my own good buddies they be. Oh! My skin is itchin'. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable! Ooh! Oooh! Parrot: Heidy hodie! Mulligan: Oh, I'm so itchy with the fear. Mulligan: Oh, I don't like this. Parrot: Oozing buggers! Mulligan: Tom, Tom. I is afraid that Crothers is a-gonna blame me for his dyin' Mulligan No, I ain't bein silly. All I was sayin before he got shot in his head was, "I wanna shoot the ghost!" The Ghost-Shooter, that's me. And then he got shot. And then he was the ghost. Mulligan: Oh, I can almost hear the spook callin' out now, "Mulligan! Mulligan!" Parrot: Mulligan! Mulligan: Shriek Home Sweet Home picture moves and comes off wall, flies to table in front of Mulligan, while spooky latin "Domus Dulce Domus" chant playes. 250 FEET appears on picture in blood. Mulligan: cries out Table spins around to put picture in front of Captain. Captain looks at picture. Captain: This aint enough! What are we s'posed to do with a pitcher what says 250 feet! Mulligan: Two hundred and fifty ghost feets. The ghost o' Crothers has two hundred and forty-nine extra legs, guys! Oh! I can almost hear their dreadful tiptoeing! Mulligan: No! That's enough! I'm done! If we keep botherin' this Santa guy, one of us is gonna get possessed! And I am happy just bein' me, thank you very much! And I like you just bein' Tom, tom. And you just stay only the Cap'n, Cap'n. And you... YOU! Bird's head spins around, chant: spiritus, avitus (?) Parrot/Crothers: Hello, Mulligan. Mulligan: shrieks Crothers/parrot: I'm fine, Tom, thanks for asking. Eh, the afterlife's not all that bad, 'cept for the fire and the pitchfork jabs. Ahahahaha! Crothers/parrot: Aye, I were told where our treasure be! Crothers/parrot: But I did not hear all of it, on accounts of I were having beer and pudding at the time. Crothers/parrot: Yes, Tom, all the pudding you can eat! Crothers/parrot: No, I remembers some. Look for the flyin' bird, and follow his path. And start from [stop on?] the ship. That's important too. Oh, but away from his nest. A birdie! And now I is a bird! Crothers/parrot: Well, it's hard to concentrate when your sittin' on a beer volcano. Crothers/parrot: No, captain, there be more. Mulligan: It's lookin' at me Cap'n. Crothers/parrot: And it be in regards to... Mulligan: Sweet Mother of Mercy! Crothers/parrot: ...in regards to Mulligan! Mulligan: Oh no. I will not be murderacized by a bird and a phantom and my very good friend at the same time. Leaves. Door opens. Mulligan: Just, uh, give me a head start before you come eat my brains and guts and soul. Leaves Crothers/parrot: I were only gonna say, we shoulda been listenin' ta him from the very beginning. Mulligan running on deck in a storm. Lightning and thunder. Mulligan sees crows nest. In cabin Cap is manhandling bird. Crothers/parrot: Ay Ay oi! Hey, that is hurtin' this parrot, whose body I'm leasin' to speak in! Crothers/parrot: Then ask me somethin only me and ye knows, Cap'n! You bein' Cap'n and me bein' Crothers. Mulligan climbing to crows nest. Crothers/parrot: He's in the treasure chest, Cap'n. Ye put him there ta keep him safe. Mulligan climbs to crows nest. Mulligan: I made it! I made it to the safe haven of the beautiful crows nest! Triumphal music, lightning strikes. Mulligan: Ohh Ohh! Lighting enters cabin and strikes Crothers. Crothers/parrot: Ohhhhhh! Coughing, parrot appears dressed as Crothers (hat, but missing arm, leg, and eye) Crothers/parrot: I have not gone back to hell! Crothers/parrot: No Tom, I am not happy. I can tell I'm stuck in this parrot. And all of his luck were bad! How can I be your mate, lookin like this? Captain sighs, exits slowly. Crothers/parrot: Where is he goin? Captain gets candle, soft music, goes to hammock. Picture on wall is of Tutty, looking like the parrot, in red and white striped "HAPPY" shirt, arm prothesis, leg prothesis, eye patch. Captain reenters cabin, sniffs. Crothers/parrot: Captain? Is this cryin' some sort of a code-type thingie? Captain: No, Crothers parrot. I am cryin on accounts I am overcome with emoshkuns. Yer midgety bird-body has taught me that Tutty were the treasure I were truly missin. And in a way, it turns out the treasure was with us the whole.... Mulligan: [screaming, remote] oooohhhh Mulligan comes through ceiling. Debris crashes and piles on table. Crothers/parrot: Look out! [unintelligible] Debris hits parrot, he falls off table. Mulligan: I'm okay! Where am I? Crothers/parrot: Will someone check and see if there's wood stickin out of me head? All: Hahahaha Cut to WeLostOurGold.com  Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:18 pm |
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Episode 8 Transcript
Singing "Just me and you", BW sepia scene of 4+1 bird, tom, mulligam, captain, crothers, treasure disappear
Captain: I remembers when times were better. But sometimes ya hafta do whatever it takes to get those times back. Mulligan enters Mulligan: Noo! Summoning spirits of the dead is a bad idea! bird enters Parrot: Bad idea! Title, spooky music Captain: I don't see we got no choices. Since we lost Crothers, we be more confuddled about findin' our treasure than ever. Tom: pseudo japanese Mulligan: No, I don't care, Tom. I don't want nothing to do with summoning up spirits of the damned, even if my own good buddies they be. Oh! My skin is itchin'. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable! Ooh! Oooh! Captain So! Ya think I am wantin' to have a seance, do ye? That it's my favorite thing to sit, holdin' hands with you buggers, summoning the spirits of the dead, inviting Lucifer into me ship, with a hardy, heidy hello! Parrot: Heidy hodie! Mulligan: Oh, I'm so itchy with the fear. Captain: Hold fast Mulligan! For questions we have. And answers we need. So the time has come, it has, to summon up the spirik, of old Crothers Mulligan: Oh, I don't like this. Captain: I am talkin' now to the spirik world. That world filled with souls, and demons, and black-hearted oozin' buggers what make decent living-type folk puke up at the sight of yez. Parrot: Oozing buggers! Captain: We is tryin' ta get hold o Crothers, who is a dead-type feller of the recent variety. So he won't look as disgustapatin' as the rest of ye. [Captain continues, I can't hear it] Mulligan: Tom, Tom. I is afraid that Crothers is a-gonna blame me for his dyin' Tom: [pseudo Japanese] Mulligan No, I ain't bein silly. All I was sayin before he got shot in his head was, "I wanna shoot the ghost!" The Ghost-Shooter, that's me. And then he got shot. And then he was the ghost. Tom: grunt Mulligan: Oh, I can almost hear the spook callin' out now, "Mulligan! Mulligan!" Parrot: Mulligan! Mulligan: Shriek Captain: Pipe down, ye lubbers! I is tryin' ta talk ta Satan! Home Sweet Home picture moves and comes off wall, flies to table in front of Mulligan, while spooky latin "Domus Dulce Domus" chant playes. 250 FEET appears on picture in blood. Mulligan: cries out Table spins around to put picture in front of Captain. Captain looks at picture. Captain: This aint enough! What are we s'posed to do with a pitcher what says 250 feet! Mulligan: Two hundred and fifty ghost feets. The ghost o' Crothers has two hundred and forty-nine extra legs, guys! Oh! I can almost hear their dreadful tiptoeing! Captain: You'll be civil to the ghost of Crothers, even if when he appears, his face is fallin' off, and Satan has turned his arms into spiders! Mulligan: No! That's enough! I'm done! If we keep botherin' this Santa guy, one of us is gonna get possessed! And I am happy just bein' me, thank you very much! And I like you just bein' Tom, tom. And you just stay only the Cap'n, Cap'n. And you... YOU! Bird's head spins around, chant: spiritus, avitus (?) Parrot/Crothers: Hello, Mulligan. Mulligan: shrieks Captain: Yarr! Success! The spirit o' Crothers be pourin out o that bird like smokin' oakum. Tom: [pseudo Japanese] Crothers/parrot: I'm fine, Tom, thanks for asking. Eh, the afterlife's not all that bad, 'cept for the fire and the pitchfork jabs. Ahahahaha! Captain: Did the spirits tell ye anything about our treasure? Did ye learn anything, bein' dead and all? Crothers/parrot: Aye, I were told where our treasure be! Captain: Ye were, were ye? Crothers/parrot: But I did not hear all of it, on accounts of I were having beer and pudding at the time. Tom: Ooh, [pseudo Japanese]. Crothers/parrot: Yes, Tom, all the pudding you can eat! Captain: So, the devil told ye where our treasure be, but ye missed it, bein' too drunk and full o' sweets? Crothers/parrot: No, I remembers some. Look for the flyin' bird, and follow his path. And start from [stop on?] the ship. That's important too. Oh, but away from his nest. A birdie! And now I is a bird! That's irony, that is! Captain: Mmmfh! Crothers/parrot: Well, it's hard to concentrate when your sittin' on a beer volcano. Captain: That's it?! A flying birdie be the great secret of the afterlife! Crothers/parrot: No, captain, there be more. Mulligan: It's lookin' at me Cap'n. Crothers/parrot: And it be in regards to... Mulligan: Sweet Mother of Mercy! Crothers/parrot: ...in regards to Mulligan! Mulligan: Oh no. I will not be murderacized by a bird and a phantom and my very good friend at the same time. Leaves. Door opens. Mulligan: Just, uh, give me a head start before you come eat my brains and guts and soul. Leaves Crothers/parrot: I were only gonna say, we shoulda been listenin' ta him from the very beginning. Tom: Mmmhmm mm. Captain: Aye, Tom. There may be truth ta yer words! How do we know that bird bein channelin Crothers, and not some devil, weavin' sugary lies? Mulligan running on deck in a storm. Lightning and thunder. Mulligan sees crows nest. In cabin Cap is manhandling bird. Crothers/parrot: Ay Ay oi! Hey, that is hurtin' this parrot, whose body I'm leasin' to speak in! Captain: I need proof ye be Crothers, not Lucifer in a bird suit! Crothers/parrot: Then ask me somethin only me and ye knows, Cap'n! You bein' Cap'n and me bein' Crothers. Captain: I'll ask ye a question then. Me greatest secret I only shared with one man, that man bein' Crothers: What happen'd ta Tutty? Mulligan climbing to crows nest. Crothers/parrot: He's in the treasure chest, Cap'n. Ye put him there ta keep him safe. Tom: Ohoh? Mulligan climbs to crows nest. Mulligan: I made it! I made it to the safe haven of the beautiful crows nest! Triumphal music, lightning strikes. Mulligan: Ohh Ohh! Lighting enters cabin and strikes Crothers. Crothers/parrot: Ohhhhhh! Captain: No! (glass breaks) The floatin' voice o' what turned out ta be my best mate were hit in the face by lightnin! Tom: Comihomiomio! (pointing) Coughing, parrot appears dressed as Crothers (hat, but missing arm, leg, and eye) Crothers/parrot: I have not gone back to hell! Tom: [pseudo Japanese] Crothers/parrot: No Tom, I am not happy. I can tell I'm stuck in this parrot. And all of his luck were bad! How can I be your mate, lookin like this? Captain sighs, exits slowly. Crothers/parrot: Where is he goin? Tom: dunno (shrugs) Captain gets candle, soft music, goes to hammock. Picture on wall is of Tutty, looking like the parrot, in red and white striped "HAPPY" shirt, arm prothesis, leg prothesis, eye patch. Captain reenters cabin, sniffs. Captain: Ya still look like a pirate ta me! Sniff! Now ya can fly behind merchants, and stab em unawares. (Sobs) yer smallness will help ya get drunk faster! (Sobs) Crothers/parrot: Captain? Is this cryin' some sort of a code-type thingie? Captain: No, Crothers parrot. I am cryin on accounts I am overcome with emoshkuns. Yer midgety bird-body has taught me that Tutty were the treasure I were truly missin. And in a way, it turns out the treasure was with us the whole.... Mulligan: [screaming, remote] oooohhhh Mulligan comes through ceiling. Debris crashes and piles on table. Crothers/parrot: Look out! [unintelligible] Debris hits parrot, he falls off table. Mulligan: I'm okay! Where am I? Crothers/parrot: Will someone check and see if there's wood stickin out of me head? Captain: I am disgustapated with the lot of ye! Tom: [pseudo Japanese] All: Hahahaha Cut to WeLostOurGold.com Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:31 pm |
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Episode Seven Transcript
Here is the transcript for the seventh episode:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Seven The Ghost Story As slightly eerie music plays, we see the MADDIE HAYES on the open seas under a full moon. The video dissolves to a shot of Crothers and the Captain standing on deck. Crothers is wearing an eye-patch over his right eye, has a wooden prosthesis on his left arm, a crutch under his right arm, and is not wearing his blue hat. Captain: When I says I truly never seen a night like tonight, true it don't be, on accounts I've seen one I have. Crothers: Aye. I remember the night of what you speaks Captain. It fills me with the shivers it do. Captain: The moon were the color of blood that night. Crothers: And your bones felt a chill when there weren't no wind blowin'. Captain: And you'd swear there were someone close listenin', 'cept when look around you would, there'd be noone there. The video cuts to a shot of Black Tom and Mulligan below deck. Black Tom is cleaning the windows with a duster and Mulligan is standing anxiously looking out a window. Mulligan: Ah. Oh. I hope they don't start talkin' about ghosts I do. The video switches back to the shot of Crothers and the Captain above deck. Crothers: Let me ask you somethin' Captain, and don't laugh neither. Do you believe in ghosks? Captain: Shhhh. Don't say ghosks too loud, on accounts they am the only thing I be scared of, 'cept walking skellingtons and men was dead. Crothers: Well. I were thinkin' maybe the reason we ain't found our gold yet was because of what happened there in the main topsail. Captain: On a night just like tonight. Crothers: Over a sea as dark as wine. Captain: When the black gates of Hell opened to swaller the soul o' Lucky Jack. The video switches to another view of Mulligan and Black Tom below deck from an interior perspective now. Mulligan: Oh I'm shakin', I'm shakin'. Where's me pistol? Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - sounds like "eh no sooday"] Mulligan: Huh? No you can't shoot ghosts, but maybe the ghost don't know it and then he'll be the one shakin'. Black Tom: Huh. As Mulligan and Black Tom run off screen, presumably to find a pistol, the Bird is revealed to have been sitting behind them the whole time holding a pistol and listening to their conversation. The Bird groans three times in apparent distress. The video switches back to the shot of Crothers and the Captain above deck. Captain: They say you can still see the ghost o' old Jack from time to time. Crothers: Hangin' right there where they cut 'im with a boarding axe. Captain: Cut him twice to make sure the deed were done. Crothers: 'Afore the boom of the thirteenth gun. Captain: Y'argh. 'Tis a scary rhyme, but say it they do. The video switches back to the shot of Mulligan and Black Tom below deck. Mulligan: Oh I can't stand it. Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - sounds like "doh moofa sonay"] Mulligan: Oh no. It's cold up there. What if the ghost decides to come down here to get warm and sit and rest his ghostly skeleton legs and - oh, I'm standing right next to the chairs. Oh I can feel eyes what are lookin', lookin' right at me. Oh Tom, can you please check and make sure that the ghost isn't sitting right there! As Mulligan concludes his speech he turns to face a chair, and the video switches to a shot of the chair revealing that the Bird is sitting on it while holding a pistol. Bird: Bawk! The video switches to a reaction shot of Mulligan. Mulligan: Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! The video cuts back to a shot of the Bird sitting on the chair. Bird: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww... The video intercuts between shots of Mulligan and the Bird as they both continue to scream. Then at the climax of their screams, the video cuts to a view of the Captain and Crothers above deck as a ghostly wail is heard in the distance [sounds like "woooooo hooooooo". Crothers: Did you hear that wail I just heard off the port bow? Captain: Aye! How could I miss it. The ghostly wailin' of a spirik doin' his wailin' from his final restin' place. Crothers: You'se not foolin' about is you Captain? Captain: With all that talk of ghosks and ghosks talkin' from beyond black Hell-type gates, this be a time for bein' deadly seriousk. Honky-tonk piano music begins to play, as the video cuts to a view of the action occurring below deck, where the Bird is flying above the table holding the pistol to keep it away from Mulligan, while Mulligan tosses objects at the Bird to knock the pistol loose. Bird: Treason! Mulligan: Gimme that pistol you little yellow...mmmrph! Bird: Not the admiral! Mulligan: If anybody's going to shoot that ghost what can't be shot, it is going to be me. Bird: Treason! Mulligan: Argh! Mulligan throws a white tablecloth at the Bird and succeeds in covering the Bird with the tablecloth. Bird: Treason! Treason! Treason! The video switches back to the shot of the Captain and Crothers above deck. Crothers: Even though I am afraid of no man, I'm afraid now. Because a ghosk is a man what is dead and that is something scary to me. Captain: Aye Crothers. Scary enough to make strong mates what swears and stabs each other for fun feel afeared. I am not afraid to say, afraid is what I am. Crothers: I would like a hug, I'm so scared. The scene switches back below deck where Mulligan is continuing to attack the Bird. Mulligan: Jam it you! Mulligan runs towards the Bird covered in the tablecloth, as the Bird tries to escape the cabin by flying up and knocking once on the hatch in the ceiling. The video switches back to the view on deck where the Captain is giving Crothers a hug. Captain: They say ghosks knock three times before they appears and eats your facek. Suddenly a knock is heard. Crothers: Be that two knocks or three? Another knock is heard before the Captain can respond. Captain: It be both, on accounts the knock ye spoke of be two but that knock be three, and three is the knock what means the ghosk is come. Another knock is heard. Captain: And that be four? Suddenly the hatch opens and the Bird covered in a white tablecloth emerges. Crothers: The ghosk, the ghosk is come! The video switches to show Mulligan below deck as he pulls on the tablecloth to try to pull the Bird back towards him. Mulligan: Get down here you! The video switches back to the view above deck where it appears that the only effect Mulligan has had was to pull the tablecloth off of the Bird. Crothers: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh! He has no head and there's a bird and a gun where his brain should be. Captain: I think that now I am going to scream. The honky-tonk music starts playing again as both the Captain and Crothers start to run around on deck screaming. Amidst the screaming the Bird fires a shot from the pistol. Captain: Wait! You is me own parrot-type bird, and birds is not ghosks! Mulligan sticks his head above deck through the hatch. Mulligan: Wait! I wanted to shoot the ghost. Crothers: Wait! I think this hole in me chest means the one that was shot were me. Crothers suddenly stiffens and collapses to the ground, apparently dead from his wound. Mulligan: But why shoot Crothers? He's not the ghost. Captain: Well you fixed that with your shenanigans you swabs! Arrgh! We shoulda buried you instead the treasure you parrot from Hell! Mulligan retreats below deck to avoid the Captain's ire. The Captain walks back towards the mast grumbling to himself. Captain: Now this be a fine mess. Crothers is shot and killed by me own bird. The Captain sighs. Captain: Treasure be gone. Now Crothers be gone. Tutty be gone. The Captain sniffs as if holding back tears, when a peal of thunder is heard and a bolt of lightning is seen in the distance behind the MADDIE HAYES. Captain: Go ahead God, strike the ship with lightnin', see if I cares. The Captain continues to grumble and mutter to himself as he walks off stage right. A chime sound effect is heard and suddenly Crothers appears in ghostly form. Crothers: [Makes a noise of exertion.] I don't mean to complain but I think I'm getting the bad end of this lot. The video smash cuts to welostourgold.com displayed on a black background. [END OF VIDEO] Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:24 pm |
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Episode Six Transcript
Below is the transcript for the sixth episode:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Six The Monkey Business Mr. Nigel, a red crab wearing a black bowler hat is pictured scuttling sideways on a beach, while humming to himself. Mr. Nigel: Morningsy. He is approached from stage right by Mr. Gibson, another red crab, wearing a white driver's cap and a large black moustache. He stops in front of a bottle of vitamins that is resting on the sand to the left of Mr. Nigel. Mr. Gibson: Oh yes yes. Good morning Mr. Nigel. Mr. Nigel: Oh good morning Mr. Gibson. Would you care for some toast and marmalade. Mr. Gibson: No no. Good of you, old boy, but no toast for me until after I have taken my vitamins. Mr. Nigel: Don't eat those vitamins. There's too much aluminium in 'em. Mr. Gibson: Oh yes. Quite right that. Oh, ho chortle. Aluminium. Mr. Nigel: Oh ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. Aluminium in 'em. Ho ho. While they are laughing over the aluminium gag, a monkey appears on the beach behind them and makes a vocalization, causing Mr. Nigel and Mr. Gibson to suddenly become startled and start screaming. Mr. Gibson scuttles away off stage right, while Mr. Nigel scuttles backwards out of sight. The monkey appears annoyed at their having run off but then looks at the sand at his feet and notices the corner of a comic book poking through the sand. He scrapes away the sand obscuring the top of the comic book, to reveal that the comic is drawn in the style of the bronze age era of American comics, is titled WE LOST OUR GOLD, with a date of September 6 and a price of 10,000 L/$. Stylized drawings of the heads of the Bird, Crothers, the Captain, Mulligan and Black Tom are arrayed on an orange background in the upper left corner of the comic's cover. Pleased at his discovery, the monkey makes more vocalizations and unburies the comic completely to open the cover and view the first two pages. On the first page (the reverse of the cover) is an advertisement for a series of collectible trading cards issued by the creators of the WE LOST OUR GOLD comic. The advertisement features a drawing of ARTHUR the SCOTSMAN wielding a mattock emblazoned on a red rectangular wrapper stating WE LOST OUR GOLD and INCLUDES I5 TRADING CARDS!!! HOT DIGGITY! Below the red rectangle the advertisement states:
The second page of the comic features the beginning of a story titled "THE MONKEY-BUSINESS!!!" which starts with a half-page drawing of Crothers (with an eye-patch over his right eye, no blue hat, no sleeves, and a wooden left arm prosthesis. The dialogue panels state: "CROTHERS. HE AIN'T THE BEST AT WHAT HE DOES. BUT WHAT HE DOES I LIKES IT. The monkey turns the page to display the third and fourth pages of the comic and exclaims in mild shock at the third page, which features an advertisement for the mail ordering of comic books. The advertisement states "1994 PRICES in 2010!" at the top of the page, and below that "GET 3 COMICS FOR THE PRICE OF 2." Further below a list of titles are displayed in an orange rectangle with the heading "GROUP I" and "$15.00 TITLES (12 ISSUES)". Below the orange rectangle is a yellow rectangle displaying "GROUP II" and "SPECIAL PRICES (12 ISSUES). At the bottom of the page is the same sort of joke disclaimer text that was found on the bottom of the first page. Meanwhile, the fourth page features the continuation of the comic's story. The monkey turns the page again to reveal the fifth and sixth pages of the comic. The fifth page features another advertisement, this time for T shirts. The advertisement states:
On the sixth page the comic's story continues and suddenly the video zooms into a closeup panning view of the comic's story panels as voice actors read the characters' dialogue to dramatize the story. The panel shown depicts Mulligan and Crothers battling a very large serpent in a graveyard. A gravestone is shown in the foreground reading "9-29-1758 10-21-1805 WITH ALL RESPECT". Mulligan: Hnuf! All four of us could defeat it, but... Crothers: We have to try!!! The next panel shows Mulligan being choked by a segment of the serpent's body which has wrapped itself around his neck. Mulligan: UALUEALUEALUEALE!!! The next panel shows Crothers being knocked into the ground by the serpent's body as the sound effect "WHUMP!" is displayed. Another gravestone can be seen in the foreground reading "E.C.S. 1984 - 1938". In the next panel Crothers is seen getting up from the ground and the Captain is just visible in the distance behind him. Crothers: Hold fast, Mulligan!!! Even if they stopped at the next port, following a close compass heading to ours should put them... The next panel shows a closeup of the Captain's face and a gravestone can be seen in the foreground reading "RIP N. HOPE. 5-1977 8-1997". To the captain left and behind him Black Tom is leaping towards the action while holding a sword in his left hand. A note explains that Black Tom's dialogue is "* Translated from the Japanese dialect - DEJ". Captain: Put em right behind ye! Black Tom: My blade shall singe like Nobunaga fire!!! The action suddenly stops as the scene shifts back to the monkey's perspective. He is excited and turns the page to reveal the seventh and eighth pages of the comic both of which feature the story. The action jumps back into the perspective of the comic. The next panel is a full half-page and depicts Black Tom and the Captain joining the fray and attacking the serpent as various chopping sounds, ninja-type noises, and gunfire sound effects are played. In the foreground Crothers is also fighting the serpent and his yells and groans can be heard as well. As a result of their efforts, Mulligan is released by the serpent and he falls to the ground. The next panel shows Crothers pummeling the defeated serpent and an inset panel shows Mulligan rubbing his head on the ground while Black Tom poses behind him. Mulligan: Oh boy oh boy, I thought that was the end... Black Tom: To catch up to you is destiny... when our paths are meant to be one. The scene briefly shifts back to the monkey who seems concerned about the fate of the crew. Then the action returns to the comic in progress, now on the first panel of the eighth page, which displays Mulligan and the Captain on the deck of the MADDIE HAYES. Mulligan is daydreaming about being in the Crow's nest and the Captain, below him, is daydreaming about pushing Mulligan out of the Crow's nest. Narrator: Soon the crew was on deck, and the ship was underway.. The next panel depicts Black Tom climbing a wooden beam high above the deck, looking out towards the sun on the horizon. Narrator: Knowing that together, not beast, nor weather, nor man could stop them. The next panel shows the prow of the MADDIE HAYES as it cuts through the water. The prow features a carved wooden figurehead of a woman with her right arm pointing straight along the line formed by the vessel's bowsprit. The action cuts back to the monkey again, who still looks concerned, before cutting back to the comic in progress. The bottom panel of the eighth page of the comic shows a number of armed British soldiers dressed in traditional 18th century redcoat uniforms, standing on a beach. The soldiers appear to be lead by an unnamed central figure with brown hair who wears a gold wedding band on his left ring finger. In the distance behind the soldiers are two keeps or forts on two hills on either side of them. Narrator: But knowing not what stood between them and their destination. British Soldier: I'll kiss Napoleon before I see pirates leave any zone armed with Britain's best fortifications! Let them come!!! The video cuts back to the monkey, who is now very excited about the story in the comic. He turns the page to reveal the ninth and tenth pages of the comic. The ninth page is an advertisement featuring GENERAL ANESTHETIC's tooth cleaning workout kit. It states:
The monkey scans the advertisement closely and decides to purchase the product. He tears the advertisement from the comic and walks to a white metal mailbox with a red flag that is nearby on the beach. He places the ad into the mailbox and waits impatiently for the product to be delivered. The delivery is indicated by the raising of the red flag. Once the product arrives (shipped in a rectangular cardboard box with GENERAL ANESTHETIC's logo) the monkey starts to consume the product by pouring it into his mouth. After a moment he is transformed into the Gorilla! The scene shifts to the interior of the MADDIE HAYES where all of the pirates are gathered. Captain: That be the most ridiculous gullible whale excrement I ever set me eyes on. Har! Mulligan: That's not it. That can't be the whole skit. Unless that's the whole skit and then I guess it can. Crothers: I kinda like that video. Captain: Shut it, you! Crothers: No, I liked the way it were drawn, makin' me all heavy muskled! Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - sounds like "oy subodai"] GORILLA HAS COME!!! The same scene below deck on the MADDIE HAYES is now shown in comic book form and the characters' most recent lines are repeated in the comic's voice acting style. The view of the comic shifts to show the right side of the panel revealing that the Gorilla is below deck as well and is about to attack the crew. Gorilla: BLLRAAPHAAR! The next panel depicts the fray between the Gorilla and the crew members. The Captain and Black Tom are attacking the Gorilla without apparent effect, while the Gorilla is biting a portrait of Tutty, and has grabbed hold of Crothers' right leg. Gorilla: WAARRGGG! Captain: He has me pitcher o' Tutty!! Black Tom: My throwing stars have no effect! Crothers: He has me leg!!! The next panel shows the continuation of the battle between the Gorilla and the crew. It is confirmed that Crothers' right leg has been torn off by the Gorilla. Gorilla: RRAAARRHH! Captain: Aim for his WHUUFFF! Crothers: I'll stomp you with me one leg!!! Mulligan: [thinking] I can't look...well, I can, but I don' wanna, cause either there's a gorilla in the cabin... The next panel shows Mulligan on a black background continuing his thought from the previous panel. Mulligan: [thinking] ...or else I'm havin' a nightmare, and do I want to see either of those? Huh! I don't think so! The next panel shows a thought bubble on a black background continuing Mulligan's extended thought. Mulligan: [thinking] Then again, I might as well look, cause if I'm dreamin', I might as well see what's happenin'... Yeah, that's it, you're dreamin', Mulligan... Like there's really a gorilla in the cabin... Huff! Gorilla in the cabin! Huff huff! That's a good one!!! The scene shifts back to the cabin on the MADDIE HAYES, as shown from Mulligan's point of view. He removes his hands from his eyes and sees the Gorilla standing very close to him and staring him in the face. After a beat, the video's perspective changes to show a two-shot of both characters' profiles. Mulligan: Gorilla in the cabin. Gorilla: Meh. Mulligan: GORILLA IN THE CABIN!!! The video cuts to a closeup of the Captain and Mulligan can be seen in the background being forced to dance with the Gorilla. Mulligan: Captain! I think he thinks I'm a woman! Crothers: Captain, have you seen my leg? Captain: Shut up about your leg! Alright you video makers. Had your fun you had. Now show's us your clue and where our gold be hidden. The video smash cuts to welostourgold.com displayed on a black background as the music cuts out. Captain: I believe I am stupider on accounts of that video, I am. [END OF VIDEO] The telephone number listed as the customer service number on the GENERAL ANESTHETIC TOOTH CLEANING WORKOUT KIT advertisement is an actual phone number. A web search of the number (307-275-1033) reveals that it is listed as being the fax number for Elk Country Homes, a Wyoming based seller of manufactured and modular homes (i.e. mobile homes). If you call the telephone number you will be treated to the following recording: A cheery tune plays and the voice of the Captain is heard. Captain: You've reached the pirate lottery hotline! This week's winning numbers be twenty, seventeen, sixteen, fourteen, twenty-one, and twelve. On the treasure ball be eight. If you've got the lottery ticket what has all these numbers, tear up the lot. T'aint what they're for! Har har har har har har har har har har! The message repeats three times and then a female voice states: "Thank you. Goodbye." and the call is disconnected. Other than the fax number, there don't appear to be any clues on the Elk Country Homes website. The company appears to be real, but may now be defunct. It was registered in Wyoming as Elk Country Homes, Inc. as a for profit business corporation on April 28, 2005, but as of June 4, 2008, it has been listed as being inactive due to delinquent tax status. However, the proprietor, a Mr. James W. Jerrett is a real person, and a resident of Wyoming. Here is a picture of him taken in August of 2008. In fact, I spoke to Mr. Jerrett a few minutes ago by calling the second number listed on his website and he had no knowledge of the We Lost Our Gold treasure hunt. According to Mr. Jerrett, the fax number that is currently listed on the Elk Country Homes website is incorrect and is not his company's fax number. I can confirm that this is the case. An archived version of the Elk Country Homes website shows that the original fax number listed was 307-332-1306. I don't think anyone else should call Mr. Jerrett. Although he confirmed that I was the first person to call him, he was a little put out by my call, coming on the holiday as it was. I believe his explanation and that he does not have any connection to the treasure hunt. One explanation could be that the puppetmasters are connected with the web development firm who designed the Elk Country Homes website and that they have taken the liberty of changing the fax number listed on the website for the purposes of the treasure hunt. However, this may be belied by the fact that the erroneous fax number is also found in a number of other listings online. Regardless, it seems clear that Mr. Jerrett will not be the source of any further clues. Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:35 pm |
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Summary of clues
The purpose of this post is to provide a compilation of all of the clues that are verified, since there is a possibility that the numbering of the clues shown in the episodes may be relevant. I will try to keep this updated as new episodes are released and as a consensus on the interpretations of the clues develops.
Episode One 1. Start in Central Park at Wallach Walk - Morse code: START AT WALLACH WALK. 2. Walk to the statue of Balto - "By me code of Balto I mean the statue of Balto. The dog statue." 3. Walk under the Willowdell Arch, then between the statues of William Shakespeare and Christopher Columbus, which are located across from each other on the Mall - "After a cave we went between Cape Shakespeare and Columbus Rock." 4. Walk to the Dairy Visitor Center and Gift Shop - "I ated the ice cream." 5. Walk to the Chess & Checkers House - "Forty-eight armies!" Potential (or unsolved) clues: (a) "Instead of Central Park we call it Pentral Cark"; (b) "Instead of calling it window sill, we call it window sell. Sill, I-L-L, sell, E-L-E"; (c) the spyglass and the Crow's nest in general; (d) the "code of all codes" drawing that Mulligan makes. Episode Two 1. - Walk over the Driprock Arch - "fire a cannonball o'er her bridge, south by southwest." 2. - Walk, in order, to three numbered lampposts in Central Park near the southern part of the Hecksher ballfields - "Roku san ni san. Roku ni go ichi. Roku ni ni kyu." [translates as: 6323 6251 6229 - from Episode One] 3. - Walk under the Greyshot Arch - "fire south. Aim below their bridge." 4. - Walk to the Maine Monument - "That lieutenant on the foredeck is giving the sign of victory. Oh, wait. He's just a kid. Not so bad. Agh. And there are four guys behind him. That's kinda bad. Augh. And smoldering cannons of destruction" and "Peace, courage, fortitude and justice mateys. I am your friend, I am." 5. - Walk to the subway station beneath the unisphere located at the foot of the Trump International Hotel building - "Our last heading were for the silver coast of Africa." Potential (or unsolved) clues: (a) the flag stolen from a merchant vessel; (b) switching Tutty with a potato. Episode Three 1. Take the B or D train from Columbus Circle to 34th Street / Herald Square - First order of feed backgrounds is orange, orange, yellow 2. Take the F, M, or R train to Jackson Heights-Roosevelt Avenue or Forest Hills-71 Avenue - Second order of feed backgrounds is orange, orange, yellow, then blue on bottom 3. Take the A or C train to Lafayette Ave / Fulton Street or M or R train to Atlantic Ave - Last order of feed backgrounds is blue on top, then orange, orange, yellow, yellow Potential (or unsolved) clues: (a) the Captain's caption title: "Commander. HMS Maddie Hayes"; (b) Crothers' caption title: "Crewmember - Brigand - Roughian"; (c) Mulligan's caption title: "First Mate - Loves Crows Nest"; (d) "Ya best mind the gap in yer face!"; (e) "There are 4 in the crew. He's seen 4 docks"; (f) "There are 5 docks at the Port of Cortland"; (g) Black Tom's caption title: "Corsair Supremo"; (h) the shuriken/throwing star; (i) the Larry King's map in general. Episode Four Note: since all of these clues are unsolved I will just list them in order. 1. Japanese characters reversed horizontally that mean "northern division" 2. Sometimes to follow the way, you must avoid the way you've known (spoken backwards) 3. CLUE 41 4. CLUE 42 5. CLUE 28 (FURLONGS) 6. CLUE 43 Episode Five 1. Start at the Canal Street subway station - The Captain wins a side hand against Crothers with a J Q against 5 6 2. Take the J train at Canal Street - Black Tom's hand is J J 3. Take the J heading towards Brooklyn (and ride for 8 stops?) - Crothers' hand is K 8 4. A reference to the Broad Channel subway station? - Mulligan's hand is A H 5. A reference to the Fulton Street subway station? - The Captain's hand is 3 4 5 6. A reference to the Canal Street subway station? - The flop is Q K 6 7. Take the Q train towards Queens - Black Tom changes his hand to Q Q 8. A reference to the Far Rockway shuttle? - The turn card is H 9. You hit the end of the line, so head back in the other direction - The Bird appears on the table 10. ??? - The river card is 8, which doesn't help anyone 11. ??? - The stone disk is revealed and points to north-northwest Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:06 am |
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Maps and other images
This post will function as a repository of all the maps that have been created by others and myself. I will keep this post updated as new maps are made so we can easily keep track of all the maps.
My first Google map. My second Google map with an incorrect interpretation of Black Tom's number clues. My third Google map - a refined version of the above. My fourth map taking into account the lamppost numbers found by czg22 - before she was able to pin down their actual location. RoBeastRollie's Google map. My fifth map reflecting the actual locations of two of the lampposts as found by czg22. My sixth map (another Google map) reflecting the Chess & Checkers house instead of the incorrect Grand Army Plaza solution. My seventh map showing the same solution as above, but also including the two confirmed lamppost locations. My eighth map plotting the location of the final lamppost after it was confirmed by czg22. mlssry's Google map. My ninth map, based on a great map found by mlssry which shows Central Park with a great level of detail. My tenth map reflecting the clues found in the second episode, and in particular, the solution for "silver coast of Africa" found by SoloJoe. An image I prepared to help determine the colors of the backgrounds in the video feeds being shown in Episode Three. jjg's Google map. mlssry's Google map of the episode four clues. Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:52 am |
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Episode Five Transcript
Here is the transcript for Episode Five:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Five The WPPPT Country music plays as a montage sequence starts cutting between shots of the skyline of Las Vegas at night, generic scenes of gambling, and shots of a pile of gold coins surrounding a trophy of a severed hand with gloveandboots.com painted on the wall behind the trophy and coins. Narrator 1: Las Vegas. Home of the infamous Dead Man's Hand poker tournament. The game is Texas Hold 'Em. The prize is a mountain of gold doubloons. And the time to win it all is right now. Tonight only four players remain, all of them intent on taking home that coveted trophy. The video switches to closeup of Mulligan in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: The rookie with the Cinderella story. Mulligan is now shown sitting at a poker table with stacks of chips in front of him, holding a sandwich, with a sign behind him advertising Bear's Brown Cola! It's Tops! A caption is displayed reading: MULLIGAN. WPPPT. LAST PLACE FIVE YEARS IN A ROW. The caption, like all the other captions in this video are shown in yellow and gray boxes superimposed on top of an image of the front side of a presidential dollar coin. Mulligan: Thank you lucky sandwich. The video switches to a closeup of Crothers in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: The bully from Great Britain. Crothers is now shown sitting at a poker table with neatly stacked chips in front of him, holding a cutlass in his left hand with which he is menacing a decapitated puppet head on the table wearing a hat, with a sign behind him advertising RAM O' CAM. PUTS THE "B" IN YOUR MOVIE. AVAILABLE NOW AT S&R CAMERAS. A caption is displayed reading: CROTHERS. STOLEN 15 WPPPT CHAMPIONSHIP BRACELETS. Crothers: Hey, nice hat! Where's your legs? The video switches to a closeup of the Captain in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: The man that refuses to lose. Captain is now shown sitting in front of a red poster advertising the website marchingdog.com while holding two playing cards burning in his left hand - a Queen of Hearts and a Queen of Clubs. A caption is displayed reading: CAPTAIN. WPPPT. RECORD HOLDER - MOST DEALERS SHOT. Captain: I hates me cards. The video switches to a closeup of Black Tom in front of a blue curtain making various poses. Narrator 1: And the veteran who makes his own luck. Black Tom is now shown sitting at a poker table with a messy stack of poker chips in front of him, and a yellow poster advertising the website www.doggieacademy.com behind him. A caption is displayed reading: TOM. FAVORITE TOM JONES SONG: DELILAH. Black Tom: Woo hoo. The video cycles between closeup shots of Mulligan, Crothers, the Captain and Black Tom in front of blue curtain. Narrator 1: Who will be our new champion? The video switches to various shots showing gold coins surrounding the severed hand trophy with the gloveandboots.com banner displayed in the background. Narrator 1: Who will walk away with the severed hand of a dead sailor? The video switches to various shots showing Las Vegas at night, then zooms in on a video of a hand dealing cards on poker table, and cuts to an animated title graphic for the WORLD PUPPET PIRATE POKER TOUR. Narrator 1: The final table, next on the WPPPT. A country music lick is heard as a graphic of a playing card reading DEAD MAN'S HAND and showing the severed hand trophy appears on screen then zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the feed to a view of Mulligan, the Captain, Black Tom and Crothers sitting at a poker table with posters behind them. Narrator 2: Let's get right into the action here Billy and at the Dead's Man Hand tournament that can mean more than just cards. A poker dealer is shown approaching the table and begins to shuffle a deck of cards showing a Five of Spades as the bottom card. Captain: You're the dealer what dealt me seven deuce four huns in a row! The scene shifts to show the Captain from the right side of the dealer as he draws a gun from under the table with his left hand and fires at the dealer. Dealer: Woo hoo hoo! Crothers: And bring us more grog. Captain: Har! Crothers: Ha ha ha. Captain: Crothers what say we make a side bet on this next hand. Crothers: Mmmhmmm. Captain: Whoever's cards be better than t'other, he cuts the loser's arm off. Crothers: I am agreed, I am. Another dealer approaches the table and begins shuffling the cards. Narrator 1/Billy: Let's take a look at the chip count. While the dealer distributes cards to the Captain and Crothers in the background, a graphic appears reading: WPPT BEAR'S BROWN COLA! CHIP COUNT 1. MULLIGAN $4810.00 2. TOM $1984.00 3. CAPTAIN $1869.00 4. CROTHERS $1337.00 Narrator 1/Billy: Mulligan's in the lead with just under half the coins in play followed by Tom with nearly two thousand... Captain: I have the Jack of Diamonds and the Queen of Spades. Whaddaya got? A caption appears showing the players' cards. Crothers: Just the five and six of Diamonds. Welp fair be fair. 'Tis lucky I'm drunk. Captain: You is me good friend. Crothers: Aww. Captain: So I will chop low and with me sharpest type blade. The Captain pulls a cutlass out from under the table with his left hand and chops off Crothers' left arm. The audience makes gasping noises and other concerned sounds. Crothers screams in pain while the Captain picks up Crothers' left hand and tosses it over his left shoulder. Narrator 1/Billy: Looks like the first hand goes to the Captain. Sometimes you don't need luck or skill to win as we learn from this week's... The video switches to an animated graphic showing dollar coins rotating above a wooden background, while a graphic of a playing card reading FEATURED PLAYER and showing a drawing of a skull appears on screen. Deep Voice: FEATURED PLAYER The playing card graphic zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the video to a view of the Captain sitting on a red sofa in front of a fuzzy blue wall, intercut with various other scenes of the Captain at the poker table. Captain: Of course you gamble when you're a pirate. Ha ha ha! Gamblin' is like drinking or stealing or shootin' your mate in the face. The video of the Captain shooting the dealer is replayed. Captain: Har ha har har har har. I can't count with all me fingers how many players I've shot what brought a lucky charm to the table. Har har har har har har... The video switches to a scene of the Captain holding a box of tissues tearfully. Captain: Waugh ho. I only shot them blokes on accounts I were jealous. Ohhhh. Tutty were me lucky charm and the only hand I won without him weren't even for money. The video switches to a scene of the Captain blowing his nose on the red sofa. Captain: Were for that blasted parrot. The video switches to show the Bird sitting on the red sofa. Bird: Bawk! The video switches back to the Captain on the red sofa, now reclining as if in a therapy session. Captain: I'll tell you me worst poker type loss. T'were the time the giant turtle came crawlin' through the winder and he swallered me cards and the table! But the table were a keg of gunpowder and he blew us all to smithereens! Ha ha! Sound of camera flash and a video transition sequence is shown to indicate a cut in the scene. Captain: Bollocks to luck! Since I won that parrot me good luck hit the end of the line. Lady luck's gone back the other direction and I'm up to me collar in turds! The video switches to a swish pan shot of the severed hand trophy and stacks of chips and cards on a poker table in front of a blue curtain, then cuts to a shot of the severed hand trophy alone on the table. A graphic of a playing card reading DEAD MAN'S HAND and showing the severed hand trophy appears on screen then zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the video to a view of the Captain, Black Tom and Crothers at the poker table with posters behind them. Narrator 2: Back to action here at the Dead Man's Hand tournament and it's anybody's guess who will take home the prize. The video switches to show Black Tom's point of view as he checks his hole cards - a Jack of Spades and a Jack of Clubs. Captions appear on the bottom of the screen showing Black Tom's cards as well as the community cards and the size of the pot in dollars - currently $400. Narrator 1/Billy: Tom checks his hole cards. With that pair of Jacks he will raise. The pot increases to $550 with Black Tom's raise and he is shown as having a 100% chance of winning the pot. The video switches to show Crothers checking his hole cards - a King of Diamonds and an eight of Clubs. Narrator 1/Billy: Crothers with a King, eight. Crothers: Call! With Crothers' call the pot is now $600, a 27% chance of winning the pot is listed for Crothers, while Black Tom's chance of victory falls to 72%. The video switches to show Mulligan checking his hole cards - an Ace of Spades and a card that reads HOLY MACKEREL and displays a drawing of a yellow fish wearing a mitre with a cross and holding a staff topped with a cross. Narrator 2: Something's wrong with Mulligan, Bob. He's checking his hole cards again and there's a ... Narrator 1/Billy/Bob: What is that? Narrator 2: Well I do believe that was a Go Fish card James. Mulligan: Oh, I call! Oh yeah! I call for sure! The pot increases to $750 with Mulligan's call, his chance of victory is listed as ??? and Crothers' and Black Tom's odds remain unchanged. The video switches to show the Captain checking his hole cards - a three of Spades, four of Spades, and five of Spades. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James: Now the Captain's hole cards. He has a three, a four, and a f-five of Spades. That's definitely one card too many. Narrator 2: That extra card assures that he is not gonna fold John. And that he's cheating. Captain: Call... is what I do. Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - presumably indignation at the Captain's cheating - sounds like "who le sayo toyo chino."] Captain: Quit yer bellyachin' Tom. I ain't the one dealin'. The pot is now $1000 with the Captain's call. The Captain is listed as having a 40% chance of victory, Black Tom's chances fall to 46%, and Crothers' odds drop to 13%. The video switches to a top down view of the poker table as the dealer turns over the flop cards revealing a Queen of Hearts, a King of Hearts, and a six of Spades. Black Tom's odd drop to 5%, Crothers' odds rise to 61%, and the Captain's odds fall to 33%. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John: Well we're four players to the flop and it's Queen, King, six. That gives Crothers a pair of Kings and puts the Captain one card away from a straight flush. The video switches to show Black Tom as he pushes his entire stack of chips towards the center of the table. Narrator 2: Things certainly are heating up mister. Tom is first to act. Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - presumably saying he is all in - sounds like "nino ter kay."] The pot increases to $2734 when Black Tom goes all in. Narrator 2: Oh and he is all in with two Jacks. That is a dangerous bluff with the higher King and Queen on the board. That makes this our... The video switches to show marchingdog.com on a wooden background surrounded by gold coins. A graphic of a playing card reading ALL IN! marchingdog.com and showing five gold coins appears on screen. Narrator 2: Marchingdog.com all in moment. The graphic of the playing card zooms in towards the viewer as a right wipe transition changes the video back to a view of the Captain, Black Tom and Crothers at the poker table with posters behind them. Narrator 2: Crothers is quick to call and that'll put all of his chips on the line. The pot is increased to $3821 as Crothers pushes his stack of chips towards the center of the poker table using his left stump. Narrator 2: Mulligan doesn't look like he knows what to do. The video switches to show Mulligan deciding what to do. He is inadvertently showing the other players his cards. Mulligan: Oh. I got an Ace, and a Mackerel. And those are really good cards. And do I want to fold good cards like an Ace? And who knows the next time I'm gonna get a card like a Mackerel? Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy: Is he telling the other players the cards in his hands? Narrator 2: It certainly appears that way Jimmy. The video switches to Black Tom's perspective checking his hole cards again, as they change to a Queen of Spades and a Queen of Clubs. Black Tom's odds rise to 69%, Crothers' odds drop to 0%, and the Captain's odds fall to 30%. Narrator 2: Oh looks like Tom's cheating as well Carol. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: That's right. I have no clue how he did it, but he traded his Jacks for Queens. Captain: I wants to call. Make up yer mind ya great sissy! Mulligan: Oh, I call! The pot increases to $5555 as Mulligan goes all in, pushing his stack of chips into the center of the poker table. A silver iPod can be seen in front of Mulligan as he pushes his chips into the center of the table. Mulligan: Uh. Oh boy! I called! I CALLED! Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: Mulligan now in a deep hole with half of his chips at risk here. The video switches to show the Captain pushing his stack of chips into the center of the table. The pot increases to $7174. Captain: Ha ha ha! Ha har! Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: And the Captain calls right behind him which will put everyone all in. Captain: Two or a seven! Two or a seven! Crothers: Kings! Captain: Two! Seven! Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - presumably calling for Queens.] Mulligan: FISH! Crothers: KINGS! The video switches to a top down view of the poker table as the dealer flips the turn card to reveal a HOLY MACKEREL card. There is a smattering of applause from the audience. Mulligan's odds change to 1% while everyone else's chance of victory remains unchanged. Mulligan: Woohoo! Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol: Aw, I should have seen that coming. Narrator 2: And this is why the Dead Man's Hand tournament is my favorite event to cover Wynona. The video switches to a view of the poker table with the Bird sitting on top of it. Bird: Double down. Double down. Captain: Curse ya bird! Get the blazes off the table. Bird: Aaaah! Ha ha ha. Bawk bawk bawk! Captain: Come on. The video switches back to the top down view, now with the Bird sitting on top of the stack of chips. Dealer: That's discard. Good luck gentlemen. The dealer distributes and turns the river card to reveal an eight of Diamonds. Loud exclamations are heard from the audience. Black Tom's chance of victory changes to 100% while everyone else's odds drop to 0%. Narrator 2: Eight of Diamonds. That doesn't help anybody and Tom wins the pot. The video switches to a closeup of Black Tom then back to a shot of the entire table to reveal the Captain placing a round bomb with a lit fuse on the table. Captain: See ya in hell eight of Diamonds! The video switches to a closeup of the bomb as the fuse burns down, and then doesn't explode. Bird: Wauuuuuuugh... huh? The bomb explodes in a flash of smoke and knocks the Bird off of the poker table. Narrator 2: Who says cheaters never win John? Tom knocks out the Captain and Crothers with those three Queens. Mysterious music begins to play as the video zooms in towards the center of the table. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol/Wynona: Hold on. That blast made by the Captain seems to have exposed something in the center of the table Gary. The video dissolves to a top down view of the poker table showing a stone disk sunk into the center of the table under the felt. Raised on the stone are the image of a grinning skull inscribed within a compass or ship's wheel with eight spokes. Narrator 2/Gary: You're right Lance there's definitely something hidden just under the felt. The stone disk rotates counter-clockwise approximately 22.5°, or about half the distance towards the next spoke. Mulligan: What is it? Captain: Fills me with fear it does. Black Tom: [nonsense Japanese - sounds like "sendai sayonata."] Crothers: I gotta take a crap. The video switches back to a shot showing the entire poker table as country music begins to play. Crothers walks away from the table towards the camera and then turns to head off stage right. Narrator 1/Billy/Bob/James/John/Jimmy/Carol/Wynona/Lance: It's what makes poker the fastest growing sport in the world today. Winners, losers, hands folded, arms chopped off, bombs, skulls, grog and fish. For Leslie Sebastian Charles, I'm Al Lukovich. Thanks for joining us here at the WPPPT. A graphic of a playing card reading DEAD MAN'S HAND and showing the severed hand trophy appears on screen very briefly then zooms in towards the viewer as a left wipe transition changes the video to a view of welostourgold.com displayed on a black background, while a country music lick plays. [END OF VIDEO] For ease of reference the final card graphic shown is: Crothers with a King of Diamonds and eight of Clubs in the upper left, Mulligan with an Ace of Spades and a HOLY MACKEREL to his right. Black Tom is below Crothers with a Queen of Clubs and Queen of Spades. To the right of Black Tom is the Captain with a three of Spades, four of Spades, and a five of Spades. Finally to the right of the Captain are the community cards which are a Queen of Hearts, a King of Hearts, a six of Spades, a HOLY MACKEREL, and an eight of Diamonds. The pot is $7174. And the standings after this hand would be: 1. TOM $7174.00 2. MULLIGAN $2826.00 3. CAPTAIN $0.00 4. 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Episode Four Transcript
Below is the transcript for the fourth episode:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Four The Black Tom Black Tom is shown standing in front of a pale yellow background. To his upper left are four Japanese characters [北部 - roughly pronounced hokubu] which have been reversed horizontally. The first two characters are the kanji symbols for "North." The last two characters mean "section, bureau, dept, class, copy, part, portion, or counter for copies of a newspaper or magazine." Black Tom: [speaking backwards] Sometimes to follow the way, you must avoid the way you've known. [Click here to listen to the reversed audio.] Black Tom looks to stage right, perhaps up at the reversed Japanese characters to his upper left, then walks off stage left. Title card stating CLUE 41 on a black background slides down from above. Crothers walks in front of title card from stage left. An eye patch covers his right eye, he is not wearing his blue hat, his left arm has been replaced with a wooden prosthesis and he is supported by a crutch under his right arm. Crothers: Why this ain't right. Well that didn't tell me nothin'. Well this be insultin' to the whole video. You bloomin' video makers can't end this here episode like that. Smash cut to title card displaying CLUE 42. After a beat the title card is replaced with CLUE 28. After another beat (FURLONGS) is displayed below CLUE 28. Crothers climbs up from below the title card. Crothers: Augh. Now you've gone too far. Smash cut to title card displaying CLUE 43 with Crothers appearing in the lower right corner. Crothers: Stop that. Smash cut to title card displaying welostourgold.com. Crothers is in the top left corner, but reversed horizontally and vertically. Crothers: Augh. [END OF VIDEO] Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:54 pm |
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TICKER: MYRDDIN
perhaps it is steering you to the alternative on the right
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MYRDDIN ADDRESSES THE PRESS, "I CANNOT SEE EVERTHING. WE WILL FIND AN OUTCOME, AND THE OUTCOME WILL BE THE RIGHT ONE." Myrddin is apparently welsh for Merlin as in the wizard and prophet associated with King Arthur in the legend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin Perhaps given a choice between two alternatives -- one on the left and the right -- you are supposed to choose the right. rocketdocketSPLATrocketmail.com Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:39 pm |
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Episode Three Transcript
Here is the transcript for Episode Three:
[BEGINNING OF VIDEO] Episode Three The Larry King Background music for The Larry King show starts. Graphic showing THE LARRY KING is shown. Larry King: Tonight. Exclusive. A treasure chest filled with ten thousand dollars in gold coins is buried somewhere in New York City. The men behind this phenomenon appear to be pirates. There are four in their crew and they say that they lost their gold. Many are calling it a hoax. Others are desperately searching for what could be the first real buried treasure in New York City's history. During Larry King's speech above, the THE LARRY KING show graphic merges into a montage showing scenes from previous videos, including a pan and scan shot of the pirates sitting at a table, the chest of gold coins, a sped up night shot of Manhattan skyline taken from the water, closeups of Mulligan, Black Tom, Crothers, and the Captain firing a pistol, pan and scan shots of two stills showing all four pirates, a scrolling page of Facebook comments, and closeup shots of the gold. Ticker: OPTIMISTIC FOR AN UPSWING." DOW, E.P. [up arrow] 0.3. TOTAL EXPECTED, DOW, E.P. [up arrow] 0.8. - AVALON ON VERGE OF CIVIL UNREST. PEACE TALKS PROCEED AS LOCHLANN MILITARY ADVANCES CONTINUE FROM THE NORTHWEST. SENATOR BORS BLAMES UNREST ON NEWLY IMPLEMENTED PARLIAMENT, DEMANDING FULL RETURN TO THE MONARCHY. CHIEF OF STAFF Finally, the video switches to a view of Larry King's desk as the caption below him shows: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: Joining us now via satellite are the individuals who claim that to have lost their gold. Ticker: MYRDDIN ADDRESSES THE PRESS, "I CANNOT SEE EVERTHING. WE WILL FIND Camera switches to graphic showing pirates in three boxes above Larry in center box. Mulligan and the Bird are in the far left with an orange background, the Captain is in the middle with an orange background and Crothers is on the right with a yellow background. Mulligan: Oh, I can't believe it. I'm on TV! I'm on TV! Captain: Where do ya keep your treasure hoard Larry the King? Camera switches to the Captain's video feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Ticker: WE WILL FIND AN OUTCOME, AND THE OUTCOME WILL BE THE RIGHT ONE. Camera switches to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Bird: Larry the King! Larry King: Now Captain it seems to me [Camera switches back to Larry King's feed.] that pirates are all over the place in today's media. Don't you think this pirate craze is getting old? Camera switches to the Captain's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. CAPTAIN. COMMANDER HMS MADDIE HAYES. Ticker: MIGHT DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE RIGHT." - OLD MAN DINKINS HAD HIS CAT REMOVED FROM THE TREE IN HIS FRONT YARD Captain: I think you're getting old, ya pillock. Camera switches to Crothers' feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Ticker: WITHOUT INCIDENT ON TUESDAY. AFTER A Larry King: Crothers, what are your thoughts on the fact that ten thousand dollars for the taking [Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed.] has people skeptical? Camera switches to Crothers' feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. CROTHERS. CREWMEMBER - BRIGAND - ROUGHIAN. Ticker: HARROWING 45 MINUTES, FIREFIGHTERS SECURED THE FELINE AND TRANSPORTED Crothers: Hmmm. Spectacles is like face glasses they is. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: Mr. Mulligan. Now you blatantly said [Camera switches to Mulligan and the Bird's feed.] Central Park. [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. Buried Treasure. Is it buried in Cental Park?] Is that where this alleged treasure is buried? Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed. All the pirates pause for a beat they break into loud guffaws. Ticker: HIM SAFELY TO GROUND LEVEL. DINKINS COMMENTED, "THEY'S MUCKED UP MY YARD AND I DIDN'T SAY THEY COULD HAVE NO COFFEE, BUT THEY DID! Camera switches to Mulligan and the Bird's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. MULLIGAN. FIRST MATE - LOVES CROWS NEST. Mulligan: Let me ask you a question Mr. King. You're in the television business. Why did they cancel that show Firefly? That was a good show that was. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Ticker: I'LL THROW THAT CAT UP THERE AGAIN, SEE IFFN'T I DON'T!" - CAST OF DAWN OF THE DEAD Larry King: Gentlemen. The public is looking for answers to these questions. Camera switches to split screen showing Larry King's feed on left side and infographic on right side showing blank piece of "paper" listing statements made by Larry King. Larry King: One: Is there truly a ten thousand dollar buried treasure? Infographic on right updates to show: 1. Is there truly a $10,000 buried treasure in NYC? Larry King: And two: If there is, why help people find it? Infographic on right updates to show: 2. If there is, why help people find it? Left side of screen changes to the Captain's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Captain: And three: Ya best mind the gap in yer face! King of the Larrys! Infographic on right updates to show: 3. Ya best mind the gap in yer face! King of the Larrys! Left side of screen changes to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Mulligan: And four: There are four of us in our crew and I ain't never seen more than four docks in one port. Infographic on right updates to show: 4. There are 4 in the crew. He's seen 4 docks. Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Captain: Those be lies Lawrence. There be five docks [Camera switches back to splitscreen with the Captain's feed on the left side and the infographic on the right side. The infographic updates to show: 5. There are 5 docks at the Port of Cortland.] in the Port of Cortland. Left side of screen changes to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Mulligan: But you can't see all them docks at the same time. That's all I'm sayin' Captain. Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Captain: Arr. 'Tis true Larry. 'Tis true. Camera switches back to splitscreen with the Captain's feed on the left side and the infographic on the right side. The infographic updates to show the fifth entry crossed off. Ticker: (THE ORIGINAL ONE): DAVID EMGE - KEN FOREE - SCOTT. H. REINIGER - GAYLEN ROSS. IN 1978 YOU WOULD'VE FOUND THEM ALL AT MONROEVILLE MALL. YOU CAN STILL GO THERE TODAY, BUT THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE. IF YOU STILL WANT TO GO... FROM MANHATTAN, TAKE THE HOLLAND TUNNEL. Camera switches back to Larry King's feed. Black Tom is sitting to his left at the desk holding a white mug. Larry King seems surprised to find him there and does a double take. Larry King: Well hello. I'm sorry I don't have your name. Black Tom: [Japanese sounding nonsense] Camera switches to show all three pirate feeds above Larry King's feed. Crothers: Hooo. Tell him nothin' Tom. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BLACK TOM. CORSAIR SUPREMO. Larry King: What are you trying to gain by burying treasure and posting videos that lead complete strangers towards your gold. Camera changes to closeup of Black Tom as he throws a shuriken at Larry King. Camera changes back to Larry King's feed. Although the shuriken lodged in Larry King's left shoulder pad Larry King barely reacts to the hit and after a beat, Black Tom disappears in a puff of smoke. Ticker: HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF WE SKIP THE NEW JERSEY DIRECTIONS. NJ HAS A REAL MESS OF A ROAD SYSTEM. ANYWAY, MERGE ONTO I-78W, THEN I-81 S. NOW YOU ARE IN PENNSYLVANIA! TAKE EXIT 52 FOR US-11. KEEP RIGHT AT THE FORK, AND MERGE ONTO HARRISBURG PIKE. GET ON I-76 W. TAKE THIS FOR 170+ MILES, THEN TAKE EXIT 57 Camera switches to Larry King's normal feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: We are now joined by an individual who does not doubt this unlikely story. Camera switches to Mario's feed which has a blue background and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. MARIO. CLAIMS THE MONEY IS HIS. Larry King: He claims that the gold is very real. Camera switches to splitscreen showing Larry King's feed on left side and Mario's feed on the right side. Larry King: Hello Mario and welcome to Larry King. Mario: Yes, hello Larry. Ticker: TOWARDS PITTSBURGH. AT THE FORK, MERGE LEFT ONTO THE WILLIAM PENN HWY. NOW, JUST EXIT AT ROCKINSON HOTEL/EXPO Camera switches to Larry King's feed and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Larry King: Now Mario, I understand that you are involved with a group called... um... Glove and Boots. Camera switches to splitscreen with Larry King's feed on left side and Mario's feed on the right side, and the caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. TREASURE STOLEN: GLOVEANDBOOTS.COM. Larry King: You claim that the treasure is real and doesn't belong to these pirates but to your organization. Mario: That's right Lar. All ten g's. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds in boxes above Larry King's feed and Mario's feed in boxes below, with Mario's feed to the right of Larry King's feed. Mario: These pirates rang the doorbell at Glove and Boots and [Camera switches to Mario's feed.] say: "Hey we got no place to sleep, can we stay with you guys", and I said: "Hey why not you guys look like nice guys." Fafa enters Mario's feed from Mario's left side. Fafa: Actually, I said they could stay Mario. Mario: Get out of here Fafa. I'm talking to the Larry King. Ticker: MART! AND THERE YOU ARE! THE MALL LOOKS REMARKABLY THE SAME AS IT DID IN THE MOVIE, BUT THEY DON'T LET YOU TAKE PICTURES INSIDE. THE FANBOYS HAVE RUINED THAT PARTICULAR PLEASURE FOR THE REST OF US. [left arrow] THOSE 'MALL DIRECTIONS' HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FAFA THE GROUNDHOG. A GROUNDHOG. Fafa: Aww, I'm not going to let you do all the good stuff. Hi Larry. Larry King: Hello. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. TREASURE STOLEN: GLOVEANDBOOTS.COM. Mario: You're going to ruin everything Fafa. Now people will think we're just crazies bothering Mr. Larry. Camera switches to Mario's feed. Fafa: Wow, look at us on the TV. I gotta go record this. Fafa exits stage right from Mario's feed. Ticker: FINDING THE TREASURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN 'HOMAGE'. HOMAGE, WHAT A FANCY FRENCH WORD. AN HOMAGE IS A TRIBUTE. IN THIS CASE Camera switches to Larry King's feed. Larry King: Okay, pirates, what are your thoughts on the accusation that the money belongs to a group called [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.] Glove and Boots, and is not yours to give away? Ticker: TO GEORGE A. ROMERO. THERE ARE QUITE A FEW HOMAGES THROUGHOUT THESE EPISODES, BUT THEY HAVE Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Captain: Ha hah! You'll need more than a forked journalistic tongue to pry the secrets from a pirate, King Larry. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Mulligan: Aye and that's right, we did stole it from Glove and Boots! Captain: Don't say that you dolt! Camera changes to Mulligan and the Bird's feed. Bird: Dolt! Mulligan: Heh heh heh. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Crothers: Why can't we say steal? [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.] We be pirates! Camera changes to Mario's feed. Mario: Uh... excuse me Larry, uh... I can prove that the money belongs to Glove and Boots and not these pirate people. Ticker: NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GOLD'S LOCATION. THOUGHT WE SHOULD MENTION IT BEFORE YOU DRIVE TO PITTSBURGH. HERE ARE A FEW OF THEM: THE ONE-EYED SAILOR-MAN. THE TWO-BY-FOUR INSPIRED MOVIE RIG OF EVIL DEAD II. KEN MASTERS. Camera changes to Larry King's feed. Larry King: Go ahead. Mario: You remember that movie preview [Camera changes to Mario's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC.] teaser thing they did? They's a picture of me with those guys in it. You can see it in that [Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below.] one two quick clips where it goes: Duh du du du du Duh du du du Duh du Duh. Look frame by frame and you will see me. The Captain walks off stage left in his feed. The caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. The camera changes to Mario's feed. Mario: I thought we were goin' to be buddies. They ran off with all our money. Ticker: TOSHIRO MIFUNE. THERE'S EVEN AN HOMAGE TO AN HOMAGE, AND THERE IS A GORILLA. NOT THAT HE IS AN HOMAGE TO ANYTHING, BUT HE ISN'T A CLUE EITHER. GORILLAS JUST MAKE EVERYTHING A Camera switches to Larry King's feed. Larry King: An incriminating photograph is serious evidence. What right do you have [Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC.] giving clues to the whereabouts of ten thousand dollars if you have no claim to it? Camera switches to splitscreen showing Larry King's feed on left side and the Captain's feed on the right side. The Captain enters his feed from stage left. Captain: Arr. Incriminatin' it be Larry's King. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Captain: Which is why I brung pitchers of me own. Left side of splitscreen changes to show black and white photograph of Crothers from chest up, wearing a hat. Captain: This pitcher first be Crothers in his fine blue hat, which I tells ya on accounts the pitcher bein' black and white. Ticker: LITTLE BIT BETTER - WOULD YOU LIKE MORE MONEY THAN $10,000? TRY THE LOTTERY! THIS ISN'T A CLUE. WE JUST CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA. JUST NOW. ALSO, WE DON'T CONDONE GAMBLING... IT'S A PRETTY AWFUL HABIT. BUT WOULDN'T IT BE A HOOT IF YOU WON? Left side of splitscreen changes to show black and white photograph of Crothers in the same pose but also showing the Captain sneaking up behind Crothers. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. This pitcher next be me lookin' at that hat, the hat bein' Crothers's. And this pitcher last be Crothers and his hat [Left side of splitscreen changes to show black and white photograph of Crothers in same pose but with hat on fire. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.], both on fire! The fire about which I'll tell ya nothing' 'cept who lit it be someone and that someone be me. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Captain: Ha har! Mario: You are horrible people. Camera switches to the Captain's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. The Captain is holding a photograph and looking at it. Captain: And this, be a pitcher of Tutty [sniffs], me only truest friend. Camera switches to view showing three pirate feeds and Larry King's and Mario's feeds below. Mulligan: Oh. Show 'em the picture of me in the crow's nest would ya? Camera switches to the Captain's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Captain: There ain't no such pitcher and there never will be! Fafa appears in a new feed in a box with a blue background above the pirates's boxes holding a videotape. The order of the pirates' feeds is the Captain on the far left with an orange background, then Mulligan and the Bird to the right with an orange background, followed by Crothers with a yellow background, and lastly Black Tom with a yellow background (who is seen in a feed for the first time here). Fafa: Hey, wait a minute. How'd I get up here? Is this some sort of clue? Ticker: IF YOU WIN, YOU OWE US A DRINK. NOT THAT WE CONDONE DRINKING EITHER. WE MEANT A MILKSHAKE ANYWAY- IF MR. L. GOES AFTER WILLOW NEXT, I THINK MY HEART WILL BREAK - IN A SURVIVAL AT SEA SITUATION, SOMETIMES YOU MUST RATION YOUR WATER. DO NOT DRINK SEA WATER. DO NOT DRINK URINE. DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL. DO NOT SMOKE TOBACCO. DO NOT All the pirates start grumbling and shushing Fafa, while Mario joins Fafa in the box above the pirates. Mario: That's right. [Camera switches to Fafa's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC.] Watch out pirates. We're on the right track. Heh heh. We're like the Hardy Boys. Fafa: Ha ha ha. Camera switches to view showing Fafa's feed and pirates' feeds below. The pirates continue grumbling while the background music for the Larry King show starts up again. Larry King: To review, a lost treasure chest [Camera switches to Larry King's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY.] containing ten thousand dollars may actually be buried somewhere in New York City. Ticker: SMOKE ANYTHING. DO NOT EAT, UNLESS WATER IS AVAILABLE. UNLESS IT'S BACON. - IF YOU SPENT THIS WHOLE EPISODE READING THE TICKER, THE BAD NEWS IS YOU MISSED THE CLUES. THE GOOD Camera switches to view showing Fafa's feed and pirates' feeds below. They are still grumbling and talking. Larry King: The collective intelligence of these individuals makes me believe that their story is indeed a true one. Camera switches to Larry King's feed and caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. FACT OR FICTION? TREASURE HUNT IN NYC. Larry King: My only hope, that someone finds it or they do. Thanks for watching the Larry King. I'm King Larry and good night. Caption changes to read: BREAKING NEWS. WLGHD. BURIED TREASURE. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY. Camera starts to pull back revealing the Bird sitting at the desk to the left of Larry King. Ticker: NEWS IS THERE WILL BE A QUIZ, AND YOU ARE PREPARED! - 'APPLE VS. PICKLE' PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT CANCELED DUE TO BACKLASH BY OUTRAGED Larry King and the Bird are both surprised to see each other and after they each do a few double takes the Bird walks off stage right as the video changes to show THE LARRY KING graphic. Ticker: PARENTS, AND STATE REFUSAL TO HOST SUCH A VIOLENT EVENT. The screen fades to black showing welostourgold.com and the background music ends. Mulligan: Hey Captain, do you think they realize that we was slippin' in clues? Captain: Well they did now ya great moron! I hates ya more than I hates Jared from the bloomin' sandwich commercials. [END OF VIDEO] For ease of reading below is a separate transcript of the Ticker text:
As stated above, please do not post your analysis of the videos or the clues here. This thread is reserved just for posting transcripts and links to maps, etc. Feel free to continue to discuss the videos in this other thread however. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:23 pm |
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