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Euchre
LARGE bottle of rubbing alcohol
velcro watch band
X-Men Blu-ray 2 pack

Oh, and it's 10:30 at night.

Why are you looking at me like that, just ring it UP!

(True story.)

PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:45 am
pancito
Euchre wrote:
Run away indeed. Buffalo Bill isn't declaring that what the item is is skin, he's instructing 'it' to run lotion on the skin it possesses.


Since I have nothing better to do...

it's = contraction of 'it is'
its = possessive

Deer Rifle
Big bag of jerky
Ticket to Miami

because Rachel's Walk is never going to start...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:51 pm
lifegospel
No, sorry, can't return it.

Something I saw today;

-green face paint
-SHREK DVD
-Video Camera

PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:34 pm
Rogi Ocnorb
lifegospel wrote:
High School Musical, Weed Burner, Gasoline
(Actually bought this earlier today, HSM for my cousin's B-Day present)
Any chance you could take the weed burner back, claiming it doesn't work and while showing them why, "accidentally" turn it on the the rack with rest of the HSM DVDs?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:33 pm
Lovely Luke
Crate of whiskey,
Crate of beer,
Rubber gloves.

This is similar to what somebody bought at christmas time last year when I was packing bags. Except instead of just two crates of alcohol, it was an entire trolly.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:00 am
lifegospel
High School Musical, Weed Burner, Gasoline
(Actually bought this earlier today, HSM for my cousin's B-Day present)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:44 am
konamouse
2L diet Coke, roll of Mentos, Stuffed Barney toy

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:18 am
Euchre
Run away indeed. Buffalo Bill isn't declaring that what the item is is skin, he's instructing 'it' to run lotion on the skin it possesses.

The only thing that separates me from Dr. Lechter is a lack of desire to eat people. Otherwise, we're of the same spirit.
Twisted Evil

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:37 pm
krystyn
"its skin"

/pedantry

/me runs away

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:04 pm
Euchre
tea bags, motor oil, pumice stone
(An actual purchase of mine. Yes, I can be that random.)

And let's get Buffalo Bill's words right, it goes "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
(Even though the person posting the video also gets it wrong.)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:26 am
NFCNorth4
body wash,wig, 90in flatscreen TV

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:00 pm
astrofig
Condoms, rope, dog treats.

Shovel, tarp, mothballs.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:43 pm
cahill
stuffed puppy crap
the entire wal-mart store
selicton of gift cards or visa cards or whatever Rolling Eyes

PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm
Dignity
lotion
magazine
basket

SHE PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:35 pm
MrNeedles
A hair straightener
A bottle of conducting lube
one roll of Duct tape.









wait wut?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:14 am
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